Collection: Quotes from the tv show Awkward. [Dedicated to @TheMoonInTheSky]
1. Tamara: Jenna, why are you holing up in here?
Jenna: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like shit.
2. Sadie: What are we gonna do? Be a three-way freakshow where you hold my hips as I slow dance with Austin?
Lissa: Oh, that sounds fun!
3. ''If you tell anyone I’m having this soft side moment I swear I will cut you.'' -Sadie
4. Ally: Suck it up, big girls don’t cry.
Sadie: Whore.
Ally: Bitch.
5. Jenna: Just act casual.
Tamara: Trust me, I know what I’m doing [Tamara awkwardly waves at Jake who instantly scowls at her] oh fuck me, I don’t know what I’m doing.
6. ''Sometimes my mouth keeps moving before I can even think about what’s coming out of it.'' -Tamara
7. ''Do you think people will know I spelled president with a z on purpose? No one’s gonna vote for me if they think I’m a dumbass.'' -Tamara
8. ''As much as it pains me to say your essay is awesome, I am impressed. It is way more barbaric than anything I could’ve written.'' -Sadie
9. ''Jenna, you have a problem: you’re an asshole.'' -Sadie
10. ''I bet that Kevin is a real stingray in the sack.'' -Val
11. ''So you’re watching television about not watching television. That’s really smart.'' -Sadie
12. Sadie: I don’t know what’s worse: living with a budget or living with a bitch.
Lissa: I’d say the budget, you live with yourself every day.
13. Jenna: No, this is me. They should mind their own business, and, frankly, so should you. So go back to slumming it with your rebound skank.
Matty: And get your facts straight Jenna, I was slumming it with you.
14. Ally: And you, little bitch, are the best argument for abortion.
Sadie: Agreed!
15. ''I’m gonna smother her with a pillow tonight.'' -Ally
16. Sadie: Collin is gonna leave you high and dry just like you did with Matty. What goes around comes around, and karma’s a bitch.
Jenna: Is that why you’re broke and homeless?
17. ''Honestly, I’m shocked and thrilled that you’re transferring.'' -Val
18. ''What kind of fucked up, post-apocalyptic world do we live in where Jenna gets to call the shots?'' -Sadie
19. ''I punch the guy one time and you Chris Brown-ify me.'' -Tamara
20. ''If you ever kill me, I can only hope you’ll keep our murder baby.'' -Austin
21. ''No, like a modern potato that’s jacked and stacked on steroids.'' -Tamara
22. Jenna: I can’t go back.
Matty: Are you breaking up with me?
Jenna: No, we’re breaking up with each other because this must have happened for a reason, and I can’t look at you and wonder if you still see me as the girl you fell in love with before this happened.
23. ''This is Bonkey Kong.'' -Tamara
24. Jenna: The Mafia knows?
Ming: Is that a rhetorical question? Of course we do! We're magic.
25. Jenna: We accidentally made out.
Tamara: Accidentally?!
26. ''Get your mind out of the gutter, we're going to Sea World!'' -Lacey
27. ''I don't want her to beat herself up for the rest of her life. She'll end up in porn.'' -Sadie
28. Jenna: Because you're embarrassing me and I have never embarrassed you.
Matty: Oh really? What about the start of sophomore year when everyone thought you tried to kill yourself?
Jenna: I didn't try to kill myself.
Matty: I know that now, but I didn't know that then. I thought it was because of me.
Jenna: You? Why you?
Matty: Because you had your accident that same day we slept together. How do you think that f**ked with my head? You didn't even try to explain it to me. Instead you obsessively stared at me from a distance for weeks. What was I supposed to think?
Jenna: You didn't want to be seen with me!
Matty: Because I was mortified!
29. ''That's fifty shades of cray.'' -Tamara
30. ''Aw, it is so sweet of you to take an interest in the bottom feeders of the social aquarium, but I cannot discuss other student's problems.'' -Val
31. ''Ugh, I wish our boyfriends would break up.'' -Tamara
32. ''It was Halloween, that special time of year where students everywhere honored the dead by dressing as sluts.'' -Jenna
33. Sadie: Jenna I love your costume.
Jenna: I'm not wearing a costume.
Sadie: Really? Because you are the best loser I've seen all morning.
34. ''My last pre-sex selfie.'' -Tamara
35. ''Am I having a seizure or did some weird stuff just go down?'' -Jake
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