Personal Quotes and Poems

Convo with Friend

Conversation with a friend, just now.
* I yawn *

Him: Are you tired?
Me: *laughs* yeah very.
Him: But you didn't do anything today.
My thoughts: I'm going to literally punch you.
Me: yeah I did.
Him: Like what? Sleep?
My thoughts: I've literally killed you three times.
Me: . . .
Him: Exactly

*facepalm*