Today was the day the love of my life was getting married.To a girl who was basically cheating on him behind his back.
This girl has name her name is Elle ugh I hate her but I had a plan.
I grabbed a mic as hoped on the platform and stared to sing.
Oh, well, imagine, As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, And I can't help but to hear—
I wore a red Dress with a leather jacket, a top hat and heals
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No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
Tom and Elle looked at me like I was crazy oh you have to wait and see what I have to say next.
They were in for it good and I mean it's gonna be super super good.
What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to the waiter And Yes but what a shame,
I sang walking over to Elle with a big smirk across my face.
Tom gave me a look of confusion "What are you doing" He mouths in Anger.I gave him a wink and I leaned on Elle's shoulder
What shame the poor groom's bride is an WHORE...
Everyone gasped, Tom sent me a glare and Elle she was ready to punch me.
I honestly didn't care she's cheating on tom so she so deserves this.
I chime in with a Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
I went down the isle singing the chorus.I knew Tom would get upset.
But he deserved to know his soon to be wife was a cheater.
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality.
I jumped up and down singing more of the chorus.Everyone soon realised why I was singing the song why...
Cause the guy who she's sleeping with was staring at her.
I chime In Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
I gave the man a look, I headed back up the isle twirling around in circles.
The song continued and tom grabbed a hold of my hand.
No it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of...
Tom turned off the music and pulled me aside."Y/n what the hell are you doing" He whisper yells at me.
I rolled my eyes at him "Elle is cheating on you, and I'm exposing her by singing panic at the disco" I snarled
I walked away turning the song back on
Oh, well, in fact, Well, I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved
Tom rolls his eyes but he smiles a little as I Went over to Elle again.
She wasn't very pleased so she started to walk away
Everyone once again gasped but this time Harrison and Sam stoped her in her tracks
Well, this calls for a toast. So, pour the champagne.
I grabbed a bottle of champagne form the table and walked back over to her.
"Bitch what are you doing" she snarls I gave her I don't care look.
"Maybe you shouldn't cheat on my man"I said opening the bottle of champagne
Oh, well, in fact, Well, I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved, Well, this calls for a toast,
Elle looked at me for second more "your man he's my man"Elle shouts throwing her flowers at my face.
I really didn't show expression I just gave her a smirk and sang "So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne!"
Sam handed me another champagne bottle and poured both bottles over her head.
"That's what you get you whore"Harry smirks taking a picture of a drenched Elle.
I chime in with a Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
I danced around the room singing my heart out, Tom on the other hand really didn't understand.
Elle turned off the music and walked over to tom "are you going to do something" she asked in angry tone.
Tom looked at me with heart eyes "no" He told her turning the music back on.
No, it's much better to face these kinds of thing with a sense of poise and rationality
My jaw dropped as Tom sang the chorus with me.
I couldn't believe it....
He was staring to actually believe me the plan was working.
I chime in, Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
Tom grabbed a hold of my hand and spun me around. The bridge of the song was coming so he let me take that part over.
Before,I knew it everyone at the wedding including Tom's parents started to sing along with us.
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality again
Elle was getting frustrated her face got red like she was on fire "oh my god,will you all stop singing it's not fair" she yelled
I rolled my eyes and continued to sing Ignoring the fact that she was so screwed.
I chime in,Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
I walked around Elle, she of course gave me a dirty look
I honestly didn't care she can hate me all she wants she got her self into this mess.
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality.
That's when Sam and Harry picked her up carrying her out of the church "put me down put me down"Elle yelled as Sam and Harry carried her out."No can do miss" the twins said unison as Elle was kicking and screaming.
"oh my" paddy chuckled on the floor
I chime in,Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!
I couldn't help but try not to laugh while I was singing. Sam and Harry put her down and pushed her out the door locking it behind them.
oh those crazy boys "y/n" a voice said I quickly turned Around.
No it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality again...
The song then ended, everyone cheered and clapped. Suddenly a pair of soft lips attached to my own It took me by surprise by I kissed back!!.
Everyone went crazy as I pulled away,I realised it was tom I smiled.
