Random Thingdings

Storytime: Sucess!

So, my sister was all like, "Frozen is the only Disney movie that tells girls that they can save themselves!"

And I was all like, "Helooooo, what about Mulan?"

And she's just like,"Well, Frozen is the only movie that tells girls they don't need a man to make them happy!"

And I'm just like,"Excuse me, but Brave came out, what, a year ago? I don't see Merida kissing a guy she just met, but she's happy."

She looks at me, thinking, and then she gets that look on her face, the idea face.

She takes a deep breath and goes,"Frozen's the first Disney movie about sisterly love."

And then I laugh and say,"So Lilo and Stitch doesn't have sisterly love in it? I mean, Lilo's sister was putting all of her energy into trying to get them to let Lilo stay with her so they can be a family. Ohana, right?"

My sister looks at me, then frowns and walks away.

I pump my fist in the air and scream,"Success!"

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Okay, I know what you guys are about to say. "Why all the hate on Frozen?" "Well, someone's anti-frozen." "Haters gonna hate."

Well, I'll give you the 411.

I. Love. Frozen. It's mah life. I sing Let It Go whenever I'm bored. When I'm cold, I'm just like, "THE COLD NEVAH BOTHERED MEH ANYWAH!" At the last day of school, we were talking about what we were gonna do over the summer, and I screamed,"IN SUMMAHR!!!"

So, yeah, Frozen's awesome.

But I really don't care for how people are like,"Frozen is the only Disney movie that tells girls that they can do things themselves."

JUST. JUST NO. FROZEN'S COOL AND ALL (Hehe) BUT ITS NOT THE 'ONLY DISNEY MOVIE THAT TELLS GIRLS THAT THEY DON'T NEED A MAN'. JEEZ, WHEN WERE YOU BORN, PEOPLE?

Anyway, I got to go. Comment your fav Disney character!