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Storytime: Lunch pt. 2

OMG.

I DID.

I STARTED A WAR.

SAMI AND LEIA ARE IN A WAR.

THE LUNCH WAR.

I bet your wondering whats causing me to be so frantic. I'll explain. In the form of a short story. By the way, I am Allison. Aka, Allie.

(If you are frightened easily, or you laugh easily, I suggest that you not read on, unless you think you can handle the silliness.)

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LEIA'S POV

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ONCE APON A TIME.

THERE WAS A TABLE.

BUT NOT ANY TABLE.

A LUNCH TABLE.

(I'm so clever.)

A girl named Leia was in the lunch line, getting a bagel, making small talk with her fellow pupils and plotting her next step of revenge (FANCY WORDS).

She paid for her meal, and strolled on down to the lunch table. When all of a sudden, a girl, Sami, of all people, came into view, sitting in her seat. Not Sami's seat. My seat. Leia's seat. Acting completely normal, just talking with Alexia and Allison. I thought, 'Oh, no she didn't.'

*finger snap*

ALLISON'S POV

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'I wonder how this was gonna go down,' Was the first thing that popped into my brain when Sami sat down in the seat that Leia had so-called claimed as her own. Alexia and I shared a look, when Sami started acting all-too sweet and all-too natural for it to be real, a look that told me we were thinking the same thing. So, we just kind of waited.

About two minutes later I saw Leia appear. She still hadn't noticed Sami, and her face looked like the calm before the storm. A category 5 storm. With extra chaos and terror sprinkled around there for good measure. You know, let's just say 'Typhon' from the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series and be done with it.

That bad.

So, she sees Sami (Or, at least, I assume. Either that or she was pooping out cacti that was coated in glue), and her face turns red. Her upper lip folds up in what looked like a painful manner, and her lower lip curls downward. Her overall features look like pumpkin guts molded together, and her eyes were like black lightning boring into my soal.

"Hey, Lei! Care to join us?"

Sami says, acting as sweet as the witch in Hansel and Gretel. The worst thing was, she used Leia's nickname. The one she made up for her when they were in Kindergarden. This was bad.

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I'm too tired to finish the rest. But, I promise that I will finish this story soon.