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Storytime: Nutella

I AM OBSESSED WITH NUTELLA.

LIKE, SERIOUSLY.

I HAVE A PROBLEM.

FOR EXAMPLE:

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Once upon a time, there was a lunatic named I.A Sauce (Get it? IIAwesomeSauceII? My username? Never mind). She, well, me,(Now you get it? No? Okay...😢) was absolutely and totally obsessed with the (DELICIOUS) hazelnut spread you know as, Nutella. Her sister was as well. So, when their mother got home from the grocery store one day, they, or rather, we, ran up to her screaming,

"DID YOU GET IT?! DID YOU GET THE PRECIOUS???"

Their poor mother, however, had no clue what they were on about.

"Wait... What are you talking about?" She questioned.

"THE NUTELLA, MOM, DID YOU GET IT?!?!?!"

Their mother replyed,"Yes. Now let me relax."

The two children set off on their quest to reclaim the precious Nutella.

They looked everywhere, but they had no luck. Turning to their mother, they say,"Uhhh... Dear mother..."

"It's in the kitchen."

With a battle cry, the children sprint to the kitchen.

The youngest, I.A, finds the Nutella. She backs into a corner, laughing maniacally, singing,"The preciousss...... The preciousss...."

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See what I mean???

Like, I'm insane. And. Nutella. Yeah, if that didn't convince you, don't fret. There is another example.

Ex. No. 2--

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About three weeks ago, I made a Nutella sandwich. I bit into it. And I screamed,"AHAHAHASHHHAAAAA! YUMMMM!"

When I took another bite, I screamed, "WHEE!" And ran around the house.

But no one was home, so I'm not in the Insane Asylum.

Yet.

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Yep.

I know.

I probably freaked you out.

SORRY NOT SORRY AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!