North Park

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The weather in South Park was as cold as always. There was a thick white blanket of snow covering the entire ground. However, this didn't stop the local school from hosting a field trip to who knows where.

Besides the field trip, it was just another completely normal day in a completely abnormal town. The four boys were standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus. There was a heated discussion about today's field trip.

"I wonder where we're going," Stan sighed. "It's weird that they didn't give us an exact location." "Not as weird as your browser history." Kenny teased. "What browser history?" Cartman contributed to the conversation. The boys continued to tease each other for a while, acting almost normal until the bus came and they were shipped off the hell called South Park Elementary School.

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"Dude, if the teacher isn't here in 15 minutes we're legally allowed to leave." Clyde announced. "Its only been 13 minutes though." Kyle replied. Cartman took the opportunity to make fun of the jew. "We're not all total nerdy jews like you, Kahl." The redhead just rolled his eyes. Cartman was about to say something else when the door opened.

Mr Mackey came in looking the same as always. Stupid glasses, green shirt and his big head. "Mkay, class. Its your turn to get on the bus, so line up, mkay?" The class all ran towards the bus outside and started fighting for the best seats.

"I don't wanna sit at the front!" whined Cartman. "Screw you guys, I'm going to sit at the back." His body almost took up two whole seats, but he just settled down and started eating Cheesy poofs. Stan was sitting with Wendy on the two person seats, and Kyle and Kenny sat together on the three person seats on the right. Kenny quickly used their bags to occupy the third seat. 

"Nice."

The ride wasn't that long. When the bus finally came to a halt, there was a sign with the words "North Park" written on it. It looked almost exactly the same as the one from South Park.

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"Mkay kids. Now this is North Park, mkay? We're here to take a look at the school here, North Park Elementary. They're still getting some stuff ready, so just have fun wandering around, mkay? But don't go too far, mkay?" Mr Mackey rambled on. The boys lost interested at "school" and started going elsewhere to check out some of the stores.

"Hey look! There's a shop that sells games and dvds down the street." Kenny pointed. "Are you sure you wanna go there, Kenny? I've heard the prices here are going to be even higher than the ones at South Park, so you definitely can't afford anything." Cartman snickered. Kenny glared daggers but stayed quiet and put his hands in the pockets of his orange parka. "Don't be such a prick, Cartman," Kyle reprimanded. "Let's just go check it out." 

It was a short walk to the store. The goods there weren't really impressive and it wasn't any different from the one in South Park. The boys just checked out some random demo there was for a new game on display until they got bored. 

"Wait when do we have to go back for the field trip anyways?" Kyle asked. "How about we roam around instead of go on some dumb field trip that will definitely not be educational or fun in any way?" Stan suggested. The boys immediately decided to screw the field trip and have some fun themselves.

"Hey, let's go hijack the school bus so we can stay here longer and we won't have to go back for lessons and stuff." Kenny suggested. "Yeah that's a great idea." Cartman took out some pins from his pocket. Stan nodded. It was better than doing whatever it is they were supposed to do here at North Park or something.

"Are you sure this is a good idea? What are we even going to do here anyways? This place is like a carbon copy of South Park." Kyle pointed out with a neutral look on his face. "Yeah but we won't have 6th period if we mull here long enough." Stan replied. "Whatever then. It is pretty boring here. I'll just watch you guys fuck up the bus from a distance though." Kyle sighed. Why did he even hang out with any of these people besides Stan? He pretended not to hear Cartman whisper, "Pussy" under his breath.

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"We should toilet paper the bus first, then egg the goddamn thing!" 

"But like, where are we even going to get all that shit? We're supposed to be in school, fatass." 

"Can both of you shut up? I think there's someone else here."  

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Kyle stiffened. "Don't freak out, but I heard a bunch of people talking behind us." He said calmly. "Well then KAHL, your jew ears are obviously malfunctioning." Cartman shrugged and continued to deflate the tires on the old yellow school bus. "Ugh, the only thing malfunctioning here is your brain!" The redhead snorted, tugging on his ushanka angrily. "Let's just finish up fucking up the bus and go back to wherever we're supposed to be." Stan shook his head. While the three boys were off arguing, a certain blond wandered off onto the road. One of the strings on his bright orange parka snagged onto the bus' exhaust pipes and almost choked the poor boy. Thank god he untangled it in time, or he'd be-

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" Stan suddenly looked up but it was too late to warn his friends, and oh my god Kenny just died and-

'Fuck,' Kenny thought. 'I got hit by a truck. At least I wasn't on fire.'

"You bastards!"

"Yeah, you-" 

"Who the fuck are you?" 

"Holy shit."

Standing in front of the four kids from South Park, were four other kids who looked... identical to themselves.

Except that they were all girls.

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