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I stared at my drunk group of friends as they downed their sixth shot that night. They were all drunk as H E L L.
Hercules was tryna get the baristas number, but he, unfortunately was straight.
John and Alex were making out in the corner.
Laf ... When I turned my head to face his stool, he was gone.
Then I heard the mic. And when I turned my head, guess who's drunk ass I saw?
Yup.
He held the mic to his red face. "Bonsoir, Mon amis!" He slurred.
'WHAT IS HE DOING??!!' I thought .
"Today, I'm here to sing a song for a special lady"
'Please don't say my name, please dont say my name ' I silently prayed.
"Y/N!!" He practically screamed.
'Fuck' my cheeks tinted a light pink. He was going to sing for me? I'm special? Wtf is happening??!!
His music started and I immediately knew what song he was singing
'Oh god, please don't be'
"YOU MAKE MY BALLS SO BLUUUE!"
'OHMYGOODNESS' My whole face flushed dark red
"YOU HURT THEM BADLY! YOU MAKE MY BALLS SO BLUUUUE! THEY'RE HANGING SADLY!"
The audience burst out laughing at the strange lyrics.
'OH MY GOD, LAF PLEASE STOP!!!'
He jumped off the stage into a nearby table, singing more lyrics
"WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOUUUU THAT YOU HATE THEM SOOOOOOOO!"
He jumped onto my table. "Don't run from me, they're all beat up like a tackling dummy!"
God this man can sing!!
He reached his hand out to me and pulled me up into the table with him.
"They long for your embraaaace!"
He has his arm around my waist. Goosebumps shot through my whole body.
"They're warm like mittens! They'll curl up on your faaace! And purr like kittens!"He sang with his heavenly voice that always made my knees go weak.
And with the lyrics of this song, it was even worse.
"You make my balls so bluuuuue! Just look at them groooooow!"
'Holy shit'
"I'm begging you! Don't make my balls so blue!" He threw the mic at someone and then dipped me, placing a deep kiss on my lips.
My whole body shut down.
'WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED??!!'
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THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT
I MAY DO A PART 2, BUT I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING
Hope u enjoyed it!! ;)
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