Me: Wow! A dare for the Ankh Warrior!
*walks into the building*
Me: Vinnie! Come here please!
Vinnie Vincent: Oh, what is it? 🙂
Me: You get to make dirt cake today! 😁
Vinnie Vincent: Well, the thing is that I don't cook that much.
Me: Don't worry! I'll get some of the KISS members of the past and we'll help you!
Paul Stanely: And what is dirt cake supposed to be?
Me: *gives Paul a piece of paper*
Paul Stanley: Ohhhh, so that's what it is.
Me: Yeah! *goes to the middle of the hallway that leads to the spare bathroom*
Peter: *is getting ready to take a shower* What'cha need there, kitten?
Me: Vinnie is gonna make a dirt cake today and I'm rounding up KISS members from the past to help him.
Peter: Be there in a minute.
*About fifteen minutes later*
Me: CATMAN! GET YOUR TINY ASS IN HERE BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND DRAG YOU OUT HERE MYSELF!
*Peter doesn't answer*
Me: *bursts in through the door* OMG WHAT THE HELL?!!!
*Ace and Peter are both naked and wrestling in the bathtub*
Paul Stanley: Geez Loiuse! You guys haven't changed a bit...
Me: *takes out a chainsaw and revs it up*
Ace Frehley: RUNNNNNNNNN!
*Paul backs away while Ace and Peter cover themselves with a bath towel and are running away to the spare bedroom*
*Skip to the next day*
Me: I'm gonna kick their butts to the moon and back if they ever do something like that again.
Ace Frehley: *walks in through the door* We're sorry about what we did the other day.
Peter: Yeah, it was unnecessary.
Me: Okay...I forgive you both. Now let's get working on that's dirt cake Vinnie!
*We go to the spare kitchen while Paul Stanley looks for the recipe in the book.
Gene: We definitely need Oreo cookies, milk, flour, and stuff like that.
Me: I'll get the milk. *sees Catman #2 drinking from it* Alright, that's enough.
Eric Singer: *is in his animal form* Aww man...
*After about two hours of baking and working, we all finish*
Me: TADA! 😁😁😁
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (7)
HumorThe SEVENTH edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
