Me: WHAT?! WHO DID THAT TO THE CAR?!
*the KISS car that is being displayed is covered in slime*
Paul Stanley: ACE! Peter! Are you two responsible for this?!
Me: Uh oh...
Peter: What are you talking about?! Nobody was here last night!
Ace: Yeah, and if you can remember, there's a security camera that records stuff for the night.
Paul Stanley: WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO DID THIS!!!
Me: *is shaking a little* STARCHILD! Calm down! We've got the cops on duty!
Paul Stanely: HOW CAN I POSSIBLY CALM DOWN AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!
Me: Gene! Paul is going pycho over here!
Gene: Paul, listen to me. We've got it all under control. Take a deep breath and calm down.
*Starchild does what the demon tells him to do*
Me: And eat this candy bar. *gives Paul a Snickers bar*
Paul Stanley: Thank you. I'm okay now.
Me: Now, with that out of the way, let's see who's turn it is this time!
*the host takes out a KISS-themed laptop*
😈😈😈😈Dare😈😈😈😈
To The Band,
WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD MOST LIKELY START A SNOWBALL FIGHT?
Me: *laughs* Wow! Good question!
🦊: It would be me.
Starchild: And since he started it, everybody would most likely join in.
Me: Speaking of snowballs... *sees the Catmen snoozing on the couch*
*the host throws a couple of snowballs at them*
Peter: Hey! *sits ups and looks around*
Eric: I'll see if you can hit me next...
Me: Ohh, it's on pussy cat!
Everyone in KISS are laughing*
*the host makes more snowballs and throws them at Catman #2*
Peter: Ohhohoho. *throws a snowball and it accidentally hits the 🦊*
Me: SNOWBALL FIGHT! *makes a snowball and throws it at Vinnie*
Vinnie: Hey! *then he grins mischievously* I'm going to get you back!
*The Ankh Warrior makes a snowball but is hit by the 🦊 instead*
🦊: Hahahhahaha!
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (7)
HumorThe SEVENTH edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
