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Interviewer: So Xemnas...How much of the Organization's profit is spent on hair products?
Xemnas: ...
Xemans: Are you asking for the yearly price or monthly?
Interviewer: Um...Both?
Sïax: *reading report* The monthly price of hair products estimates to be about 5000 munny.
Zexion: *reading a book* It's about 5500 munny, acually.
Vexen: Not counting the excessive amount of hair gel Axel needs.
Axel: Hey! I need to keep this hair flamin'! Got it memorized?
Interviewer: Do you think that cutting back on the amount of hairspray you all use is a good idea? It would save you munny.
Roxas: I NEED THE GEL OR MY HAIR LOOKS FLAT *pets hair*
Xion: I-I don't really use the spray or gel because I don't need it. I like my hair natural.
Roxas: I like it that way too...*smiles*
Axel: Awww....How cute!
Roxas: *blushing* AXEL! *punches him softly*
Demyx: *shakes head* You kids...To answer your question, I don't think it would be possible for us to cut back. I need to keep this punk rock look rolling!
Zexion: That didn't even make sense.
Demyx: That's the point.
Xemnas: Well...There's your answer. By the way how did you even get in here?
Interviewer: ...Honestly I have no idea.
Interviewer: *turns to camera* There you have it! See us next time on Kingdom Hearts Q+A!
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