Reven whipped out his MASSIVE horse to ride. It was a peachy day; As in the sky was a peach; they live on a peach. Davdi gave Raven the ol' stink eye, "Bitch"
Rev-my-enguine glared at Daviiiiiiiiiid, "I will shove my salsa down your brain."
Davif didn't talk anymore, he knew his place. He was a woman: He should be in the kitchen cooking spinich for the parrots. REEEEEEEEE glanced around the downtown, "Look at all those THOTS"
"indeed, m'lord." Divad said, Reevnem slapped him. He cried.
Suddenly, a princess appeared wearing a dress made of glass and human faces.... and carrots; Reven drooled. 'Yum, yum, for my tum-tum; Would give the McLovin'©' she thooooooo-- THOT to herself.
"UwU" the Princess sneered.
"I want to place you in my arms and not assult you with a belt."
The princess was flattered, but she can not speak English, she only speaks Uwuniese, "UwU, UwU, UwU"
Vener understood, "I SHALL GO TO THE BALL"
Then David fell into a hole and died because fuck you, that's why
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Taming of the shoe
Romance,kmjnhtbgrvfecdw WARNING: Major bad, no-no words used Love me sum cookies; That has not the story though, just thought you'd like to know. spooky scary skeletons tons of skely spooks Ft. Frank N. Furter with Coran stash Harambe and Obama are there ...
