today, 06:54
graham
has noel definitely been deleted from the chat
alex
yes
graham
good
ANYWAY DAMON
WE'RE HERE TO SAY WE'RE SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS AND WE LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
heather
🧡💝💚💞💕❤️💘
alex
DAMON SAY SOMETHING I KNOW YOU'RE SEEING THIS
damon
thanks guys but it isn't a huge deal
bella didn't like me anyways
and it's not much of a loss anyways if i didn't have her
alex
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graham
fUCK OFF THAT'S OVER
IT WAS STUPID ANYWAYS
alex
SORRY
heather
WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE DAMON HAPPY
unknown
who's damon and why are we trying to make him happy
alex
WHAT
graham
SKAKSJAJSA
heather
WHO ARE YOU
unknown
um
my name's paul
but call me bonehead
and if you're talking about noel gallagher then i'm a friend of his
unknown 2
where am i
graham
oH GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
unknown 2
hey that's mean
i'm also paul
but call me guigsy to avoid confusion
i'm also a friend of noel's
unknown 3
???
damon
is there some kind of glitch
bonehead
i don't know
it says 'noel added you to the chat' and then 'noel added guigsy' then 'noel added tony' then 'noel was deleted from the chat'
alex
does noel have an android?
guigsy
HEY
I HAVE AN ANDRIOD THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD
graham
you're just proving the point further
tony
don't worry that's not a glitch guigs is just a shit typer
guigsy
piss off mccarroll
heather
SO ARE WE ALL FRIENDS NOW
NICE TO MEET YOU THREE
tony
WE ARE
NICE TO MEET YOU
bonehead
LIKEWISE
guigsy
LIKEWSIE
damon
...
so if you all know noel quite well, what's he normally like?
bonehead
he's alright but a bit of an arsehole sometimes
guigsy
but we love him
heather
hmm
tony
what did he do?
heather
he kissed the love of damon's life
damon
shh she's not the love of my life
bonehead
what's her name
alex
bella woods. in year 13
guigsy
really?
a lot of guys i know like her
and she goes out to drink with a lot of them
damon
well that makes me feel extra fucking special
graham
aww dames :,(
damon
don't worry i'll survive
bonehead
WE'LL ALL HELP YOU GET HER!
damon
NO THAT'LL GO REALLY BADLY
guigsy
BUT HOW CAN YOU KNOW
damon
THINGS LIKE THIS NEVER GO RIGHT
GRAHAM HEATHER ALEX SHOULD I TRUST THEM??
heather
yep
alex
definitely
graham
they seem very trustworthy
damon
NO
heather
YES!
DAMON
fine
guigsy
yay!
bonehead
WE WON'T LET YOU DOWN
tony
;)
damon
i regret this already
~
hey! my first text-only chapter. i hope you enjoyed!
for this story, bonehead and guigsy are in the same year as noel (year 13) and tony is in the year below (year 12).
also liam will be in the story soon in case you were wondering :D (he'll be really young though which i think might be interesting to write)
have a good day xx
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