When Jane was asleep, Thor decided that he was still really hungry af. Thor got up off the couch he was sleeping on and tip-toed over to Jane. He looked at her and in a split second, he grabbed her wallet and did a mad dash out the door. Jane still didn't wake up.
Thor was walking around outside until he saw a faint glow in the distance. It was the glow of a gas station sign in the night. Thor started running towards the glow and then bursted through the Shop's doors. The sleepy clerk looked up and him confused on sudden outburst but then continued to read the paper in his hand. Thor started to walk around the small store, looking for his beloved poptarts.
"Cmon, where are they?!" Whined Thor
Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a silvery glimmer of light reflecting off the wrapper of the poptarts. He immediately dashed over to them and grabbed as many as he could hold in his arms and placed them all in front of the delusional clerk. The clerk totaled up the poptarts, coming to a whopping $74. Thor, who couldn't read the confusing midgardian money, handed the clerk Jane's cash and the stormed out the door before the clerk could do anything.
Jane woke up to smell burning and smoke coming from the toaster.
"Thor, what the hell are you doing?" Shouted Jane.
"I just thought I would make us some breakfast." Explained Thor.
"Well you literally burned out my damn toaster while you were at it..."
Thor continued stuffing the gotdamn poptarts down his throat. Jane then sat in the seat across from Thor, staring at him because he was an idiot. Jane then noticed that her wallet was gone..
"Thor, did you take my wallet?" Asked Jane.
"Ah, yes." Said Thor.
Thor handed the wallet to Jane.
"What the hell is this?! What happened to all my money?!" Yelled Jane
Thor then handed Jane the receipt which showed all the gotdamn poptarts Thor had purchased the night before.
"Thor, you dumbass! I had $300 and you gave all of it even though the bill was $74?!"
"Sorry but I couldn't read your guys' midgardian money." Explained Thor.
Jane sighed as Thor happily stuffed another poptart into his mouth.
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