Thor x Poptarts

Chapter 3 : Poptart Extinction

~ A few years later ~

Well, a lot of things happened since the beginning of my unholy cravings for the beloved poptart. I fought with the Avengers for a bit, that was uh, cool. And I'm no longer with Jane. Most people assumed we had a mutual dumping as that is what I told them, but no. She dumped me because she couldn't afford to keep up with my appetite. I think telling people the truth would bring lots of shame which is why I don't tell them the real reason we aren't together. I don't blame her of course, I did indeed use up a good $500 on my treats before she snapped... If you were wondering how long the $500 worth of poptarts lasted, it was about 2-3 days. Well not only did those things occur, but my home on Asgard was demolished by Surtur after he fulfilled his destiny, Ragnarok, which also brought death to my SISTER, Hela, goddess of death. Not long after, we faced extinction of our people, the Asgardians, by a purple titan named Thanos. Long story short, we couldn't defeat him and half the universe perished into a void by crumbling into dust. Now I am here, in a place called New Asgard, with my roommates Korg and Meik. We live in defeat, but we do have one thing; Poptarts, beer, and fortnite.

"Korg, do you know where the other poptarts went? I've been looking for them for a good 10 minutes and I just bought them." Asked Thor.

"Oh yes, miek has them. Right miek?" Responded Korg.

Miek then proceeds to devour the entire box of poptarts without unwrapping any poptarts, let alone opening the box.

Thor quickly scrambled over to miek before he could swallow the box. Thor grabs the box covered in saliva and pulls it out of Miek's mouth.

"Miek what the hell?! These are for all of us. Now next time, keep your dirty hands off of the poptarts or I'm feeding you dog food."

Miek hissed at Thor as a response, and ran to his room. Thor opened a cold beer and unwrapped a few poptarts and shoved them in his mouth while washing it down with beer.

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~ a few months later ~

"What do you mean there's no more poptarts for sale? What, there isn't any left in the world?? This is outrageous!! Surely WE couldn't be the cause of the poptart extinction... right..?"

Stay tuned for chapter 4 to see what happens next! And I oop