Fluff! <3

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Steve: *pokes at John*

John: *sighs* what do you want?

Steve: why are you so fluffy?

John: I dunno, then why are you so fluffy?

Steve didn't seem to hear John and started preening John's feathers, careful not to mess up.

John: what are you doing?

Steve: hmrg?

John: nevermind.... •\\^\\•

Derrick and Tim walk in though the door, having an intense conversation about food or something.

Tim: hey guys- •<•

Derrick: okay one second, ahem, hOLY FRICKKKKKK

John: *internal screaming*

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John was having trouble sleeping, he was staying up watching on his iPad when suddenly he heard sobbing from Steve's room.

John: what the heck?

John walked to Steve's room.

John: Steve? Are you okay?

Steve: *crying*

John: *opens door* what happened?

Steve: n-nightmare.....

John: .....*hugs*

Steve: what are you doing?...

John: comforting you, now shut up. -///-

Steve: *happy squealing*

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Ann: guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys-

Carrie: wHAT

Ann: let's watch a movie!!!

Tim: but whyyyyy ;-;

Ann: it could be a scary one >:3

Tim: 'kay I'm in

Carrie: °~°

John: .....kay?

Steve: um...

Derrick: Y O S

Nub: *confused noise*

Ann: okay! -w- So.... Which one?

Carrie: can we pick the least scary one?

Ann: no you wuss! We need to pick a really really reaaaaally scary one!

Derrick: this one then! *Points*

Ann: the asylum.... Okey! •U•

Ann picks the movie.

Nub: *inhales popcorn*

Derrick: ._.

Steve: guys-

Ann: shush! It's starting!

Two girls find themselves stuck inside an insane asylum, they must plan a way to escape, before it's too late..

John glanced and Steve, noticing the tears forming in his eyes.

Steve: *whimpers*

Tim: okay I'm starting to regret this...

Carrie: eW EW EWWW HER FACE GOT RIPPED OFF-

Steve: *starts crying and hides face in John*

John: uh-... *Sighs and nuzzles*

Carrie: aw I ship it.

Ann: Steve your such a cryba-

John: *pulls out sharp pencil* don't you dare finish that sentence...

Ann: wOAH OKA Y

Steve: *falls asleep*

Tim: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Derrick: Tim calm down..

Tim: *still screaming*

Derrick: *hugs so he'll shut up*

Tim: wha-

Derrick: don't ask e-e

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Carrie: Ann, my attention meter is low.

Ann: um, so what can I do then?

Carrie:givemefoodandtellmeI'mpretty.

Ann: done, anything else princess?

Carrie: pLEASE KISS ME-

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Tim: *bored*

Nub: *shuffles to Tim*

Tim: oh hey nub

Nub: *head tilt*

Tim: yeah, I'm bored too...

Nub: *lays on Tim* purrr....

Tim: *pets nub until they both fall asleep*

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