Steve: *pokes at John*
John: *sighs* what do you want?
Steve: why are you so fluffy?
John: I dunno, then why are you so fluffy?
Steve didn't seem to hear John and started preening John's feathers, careful not to mess up.
John: what are you doing?
Steve: hmrg?
John: nevermind.... •\\^\\•
Derrick and Tim walk in though the door, having an intense conversation about food or something.
Tim: hey guys- •<•
Derrick: okay one second, ahem, hOLY FRICKKKKKK
John: *internal screaming*
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John was having trouble sleeping, he was staying up watching on his iPad when suddenly he heard sobbing from Steve's room.
John: what the heck?
John walked to Steve's room.
John: Steve? Are you okay?
Steve: *crying*
John: *opens door* what happened?
Steve: n-nightmare.....
John: .....*hugs*
Steve: what are you doing?...
John: comforting you, now shut up. -///-
Steve: *happy squealing*
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Ann: guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys-
Carrie: wHAT
Ann: let's watch a movie!!!
Tim: but whyyyyy ;-;
Ann: it could be a scary one >:3
Tim: 'kay I'm in
Carrie: °~°
John: .....kay?
Steve: um...
Derrick: Y O S
Nub: *confused noise*
Ann: okay! -w- So.... Which one?
Carrie: can we pick the least scary one?
Ann: no you wuss! We need to pick a really really reaaaaally scary one!
Derrick: this one then! *Points*
Ann: the asylum.... Okey! •U•
Ann picks the movie.
Nub: *inhales popcorn*
Derrick: ._.
Steve: guys-
Ann: shush! It's starting!
Two girls find themselves stuck inside an insane asylum, they must plan a way to escape, before it's too late..
John glanced and Steve, noticing the tears forming in his eyes.
Steve: *whimpers*
Tim: okay I'm starting to regret this...
Carrie: eW EW EWWW HER FACE GOT RIPPED OFF-
Steve: *starts crying and hides face in John*
John: uh-... *Sighs and nuzzles*
Carrie: aw I ship it.
Ann: Steve your such a cryba-
John: *pulls out sharp pencil* don't you dare finish that sentence...
Ann: wOAH OKA Y
Steve: *falls asleep*
Tim: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Derrick: Tim calm down..
Tim: *still screaming*
Derrick: *hugs so he'll shut up*
Tim: wha-
Derrick: don't ask e-e
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Carrie: Ann, my attention meter is low.
Ann: um, so what can I do then?
Carrie:givemefoodandtellmeI'mpretty.
Ann: done, anything else princess?
Carrie: pLEASE KISS ME-
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Tim: *bored*
Nub: *shuffles to Tim*
Tim: oh hey nub
Nub: *head tilt*
Tim: yeah, I'm bored too...
Nub: *lays on Tim* purrr....
Tim: *pets nub until they both fall asleep*
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Why do fictional birbs have better relationships then me? 0_0