new years

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Nub woke up earlier that everyone else. They quickly sped down to Tim's room to find them asleep. Nub shook the bed. Then it pulled the blankets off. Somehow Tim stayed asleep, Nub had to resort to it's last option.

Tim: nUB OH MY GOD G-GET OF F-

Nub jumped onto Tim's stomach.

Nub: brreg! (Wake up!)

Tim: but why?

Nub: burreh brr beh! (It's almost new years!)

Tim: HOLY HECK! I forgot.

Nub: brrrrrrr (everyone's getting ready, c'mon.)

Tim and nub went downstairs.

Carrie: hey guys! Tim, we're picking out our outfits. Come on! To the closet!

Carrie dragged the two into their big closet.

Nub: brrrrrrr berh blep (we have a big closet...?)

Carrie: oh, forgot to tell you guys, we kinda don't know what we're doing...

Tim: just great.

Nub: bleh brrrr bulp (I think Ann has something planned, she told me.)

Carrie: hmm... Let's just pick our outfits! Let's start with... Derrick!

Tim: there's no way in hell he would wear any of this.

Carrie: welp, sucks for him :>

Nub pushed around the pile of clothes with his beak.

Nub: brrrr..... (*Mumbled* Yeah, Tim's right)

Carrie: guys look! Would he wear this?

Carrie pulled out a suit, it had a gold stripe lining the buttons, while the whole suit was a dark brown.

Carrie: this would look great on him!

Nub: *smol laugh*

Tim: are you sure? He'd think it's too tacky for him...

Carrie: yeah, but who cares! I wanna see him wear a suit! You do too, rightttt~

Tim: •//<//• ok what ever.....

Nub: burr brreh burr burring breg bre~

Tim: k-i-s-s-i-n- h-hey! Nub!!!

Carrie: oh. Oh... OH!!!!! >:3

Tim: guys, guys. Can we go back to what we were doing?

Carrie: yeah sure....

Tim: I do not have a crush on him, and anyways he's probably straight.

Carrie: are you?

Tim: well....

Carrie: pan?

Tim: no.

Carrie: bi?

Tim: I don't know.

Carrie: oh honey you're totally bi.

Tim: no I'm not!

Carrie: yeah you're no bi, your in denial. If you're straight our whole friend group can't be called the gay baes and it will be your faut.

Tim: and Derrick's...

Carrie: hE COULD BE IN A CLOSET YOU NEVER KNOW!!!

Nub: brrrrrrr.... (Guys, focus...)

Carrie: guys look!

Tim: what is it...

Carrie pulled out a dress.

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