Tim: hhH
Nub: Tim?
Tim: I can't sleep buddy....
Nub was sitting beside Tim's bed, slowly sliding his beak back and forth though his feathers. It was 10:34, and Tim was still up.
Nub: brrrr....
Tim: n-no! I'm fine Nub. Just, I'm used to this.
Nub's expression just got more concerned. Tim sighed.
Tim: listen, you don't have to stay up with me, get some rest.
Nub: Brrrur! (No! Not until you do.)
Tim: Nub, seriously-
Nub jumped onto the birb's bed, making him jerk in shock.
Tim: Christ-! Warn me first-
Nub nuzzled against him.
Tim: gosh, fine, one night ya' weirdo. But I doubt this will help me sleep.
And just like that, Tim fell asleep.
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Steve: EVACUATE THE HOUSE JOHN IS DRuNK-
Ann: O gawd
Carrie: ah, okay.
Tim: Typical.
Derrick: oH SHI-
John: GGH B E TACOHC AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ann: hwhat-
Carrie: what kinda demon possession is this
Steve: dear god someone call an exorcist
Nub: ._.
Tim: oKAY WeLL-
John: CRUNCHYBONES
Derrick: I am terrified.
Tim: yah think
John: tHICCBOIGOTTACOH
Ann: holy
Steve: what do we do-
Suddenly John starts chasing everybirb out of the house.
Derrick and Tim are in a closet.
Ann and Carrie are locked in the bathroom.
Nub is outside.
Steve is stuck in his room, under his bed.
-----Text messages-----
Crybab: a
Annypanny: s
Carrieberrie: s
Timinthebin: oh my god u two
Kcirred: haha
Nubble: oh stop it your not even laughing.
Kcirred: yeh
Crybab: Okey so Johnathan should calm down after a while
Annypanny: hiw do u now that
Annypanny: oh wow I can't spell how* know*
Carrieberrie: lmto
Crybab: I have to deal with his drunk bum all da time
Timinthebin: so do I! Also help he's about to break through the closet
Annypanny: guess he wants u to come out ;))))))))))))
Timinthebin: oH MY BIRB I WILL KILL YOU ONCR I GET OUT OF HERE
Carrieberrie: May I join?
Annypanny: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SID DDDDDDDDD:<<<<<
Carrieberrie: you did eat the last pizza slice.
Annypanny: ):
Timinthebin: Derrick's dying help
Timinthebin: he too stronk
Timinthebin: my tiny birb wigs cat hold an tex ant the Sam tim
Crybab: o no
Annypanny: NO TIM :((((((((((((
Timinthebin: This yhe end
Carrieberrie: no!
Timinthebin: I cant hol pn
Nubble: child no
Timinthebin: gogby m8s
Annypanny: aw crap
Timinthebin: okay he stopped but I still don't feel safe
Crybab: you should never feel safe if a drunk John is around
1:45
Timinthebin: he got in, but.
Nubble: What?!
Timinthebin: but this happen
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Crybab: aW
Nubble: cute
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Carrie, completely out of nowhere: aNNGELICA REMIND ME WAT WE'RE LOOKING FOOOOOORRRRR? (She'slookinforme)
Ann, jumping out of the closet: eLIZA IM LOOKIN FOR A MIND AT WORK
(work)
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