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Q R Cookie Monster

It all started with the alphabet...

Kermit grinned wolfishly as he leaped towards his child companion, excited to play and sing with her. His green, fabric face turned upwards in a beaming smile, he turned to the girl with sunlit pig tails and chubby, childish cheeks. He opened his mouth to speak:

"Can you sing the alphabet for me?" He asked, tilting his frog head to her. She replied hastily.

"Yes, yes I could." She giggled

"Ok, go ahead and sing the alphabet."

She recited, " A B C D E F...Cookie Monster." The little girl laughed uncontrollably. Kermit pulled his lips into a grimace.

"Come on now, that's not how you sing the alphabet," he croaked out, voice as soft as satin. They sang again, together. Yet, Kermit still had a sorrowful feeling in his gut.

Or, maybe that's the hand in his body...

As they got half way, the babyish girl sang, " Q R Cookie Monster."

Kermit stopped, his froggy lips turned inwards as his thoughts traveled to Cookie Monster. With his blue fur, dopey eyes and ugly voice; Kermit always wondered why he was so popular, and not him! He stole all of Kermit's cookies and gave nothing and his haunting laugh entered his mind...Wa Wa Wa. Kermit had enough. He had one option: Kermit Suicid3
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Kermit stood above a tall, daunting tower, wind blowing against his frog being. He looked down. He sighed, then...jumped.

As the hand inside him threw him off, all he could hear was a harmonica whistling through his no ears. Perhaps it were the angels singing.

As he hit the ground, his vision went blank...

A few days later, Kermit woke up on a table. Well, he was alive.

Oh well, let's drink some of that sweet, sweet Clorox.

AN: Well done for reaching the end of this shitty story. Also, 1 lik if u cri evertim. It's so sad that Kermit has to deal with this issue. 😢🐸