You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
William Afton.
He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
William Afton.
You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From William Afton.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's William Afton.)
Lurking in the shadows
Actual Kool Aid man William Afton.
Living in the woods,
(William Afton)
Killing for sport,
(William Afton.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, Kool Aid Man William Afton.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small pizzeria with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a spring trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the pizzeria,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, William Afton.
Sharpening an ax,
(William Afton.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(William Afton.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling Kool Aid Man William Afton.
Fighting for your life with William Afton,
Wrestling a knife from William Afton,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from William Afton.
You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten William Afton
Wait! He isn't dead! Afton Surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam smelly bitch William Afton
Legendary fight with William Afton
Normal Tuesday night for William Afton
You try to swing an axe at William Afton
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated William Afton
His purple head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from William Afton
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