Tiptoe
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Extended Summary
When Grace lifts her red-converse clad foot mere seconds before making lethal contact with a strangely handsome ant right in front of a telephone pole with her classmate Anthony’s missing poster, she believes fate has thrown her into a predicament similar to The Princess and The Frog, only with an illiterate ant and a personal status lower than peasant, much less princess.
Finding out that Anthony’s incredulous transformation may all be psychologically induced, she plans a 10 day journey to kick start Anthony’s hormones, brain power, and will to live, all pinned and bolted and drilled onto her wall; and all too difficult to handle on her own.
After much persuading and some bargaining, Grace recruits Anthony’s closest friend Luke to assist her in the ultimate booster adventure that may throw her into legal trouble once in a while, and change her outlook on the human (and ant) race forever.
Legit tho i swear there's nothing overly inappropriate it's rated R because i keep saying condom i'm sorry but i don't write explicit or extremely obscene/ profane scenes or anything agh
Now I introduce Tiptoe, an extremely unrealistic and inaccurate account of a 10 day journey to restore an ant's faith in humanity.
thank you so much for reading, and sorry about my varying grammar in author's notes i know I suck
-Sophie, the girl who urges you to read on because like ants are hot
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Tiptoe
HumorIn which Grace refrains from crushing an ant due to it’s uncanny resemblance to her missing classmate, Anthony, and discovers a few strange mechanisms by which the universe functions when it’s angry. {Extended summary inside in my attempts to seduc...