INT. PARIS - AFTERNOON
Kind Dancer MR MARCUS DOBRE is arguing with Sexy Singer MS WINTER MEADOWS. MARCUS tries to hug WINTER but she shakes him off.
MARCUS
Please Winter, don't leave me.
WINTER
I'm sorry Marcus, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
MARCUS
I am such a person!
WINTER frowns.
WINTER
I'm sorry, Marcus. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
WINTER leaves.
MARCUS sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, Hot Model MS AMELIA MEADOWS barges in looking flustered.
MARCUS
Goodness, Amelia! Is everything okay?
AMELIA
I'm afraid not.
MARCUS
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
AMELIA
It's ... a Vampire ... I saw an evil Vampire eat a bunch of High school students!
MARCUS
Defenseless High school students?
AMELIA
Yes, defenseless High school students!
MARCUS
Bloomin' heck, Amelia! We've got to do something.
AMELIA
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
MARCUS
You can start by telling me where this happened.
AMELIA
I was...
AMELIA fans herself and begins to wheeze.
MARCUS
Focus Amelia, focus! Where did it happen?
AMELIA
England! That's right - England!
MARCUS springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
MARCUS rushes along the street, followed by AMELIA. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.