Keeping Up With The Waynes, Grayson, Drake and Todd (Also Pennyworth)

Damian has friends?

(DC COMICS DOESN'T BELONG TO ME PLUS I MADE LENA LUTHER YOUNGER)

Ahhh now is the time for the Wayne Family to have a vacation. No psychos, murderers, injuries and troubles for two weeks.

The girls were tasked to take care of Gotham for a while, they already had the Girl's Month off already.

Dick, Tim, Jason, Damian and Bruce had already packed up and was ready for a trip to Maldives, Bruce rented a whole island just for them.

Bruce gave them a condition too for the sake of his sons' social interaction, they needed to bring 3 friends for the trip.

Tim was fast, he already picked Kon, Beast Boy and Luke Fox for the slots.

Dick was awfully bad, seeing as he was overly friendly, he couldn't pick any faster plus Jason and him fought for a certain person but in the end he chose Wally, Kori and Aqualad.

Jason was angry, he was frustrated to only have 3 slots but nonetheless he picked Bizzaro, Artemis and Roy.

Now Damian was a wildcard and the commotion started with him.

"Damian, How come you don't have anyone with you?" Bruce questioned him and the question suddenly alerted his brothers and their friends.

"Haha! The brat doesn't have friends! Simple." Jason teased, Roy smacked his head.

"Nice one Roy! Jaybird, don't tease our baby right here, it's okay if he wants to go solo-"

Dick was cut off by Tim "And end up like Bruce."

"Yeah bad idea." Dick stated.

Bruce can only raise his eyebrows at the three.

Including to the vacation, the Kents were already there. Clark, Louis and Jon was there, even though Jon was always at Damian's side he wasn't counted as a slot.

Jonathan quickly jumped at Damian's defense.

"D has a LOT of friends mind you!!" Jon hissed.

Damian looked surprised and he let a smile escape.

"I didn't want to bother them, they're busy" he stated.

"Plus unlike you douchebags, I don't drag my friends around." He added.

That tipped Jason a little as Roy and Artemis laughed in approval along with the others.

"THEN! Call them right now!" Jason countered.

Damian scoffed and opened his bag, revealing a shit ton of cellphones, some are marked 'Super Girl' and 'Raven'.

Now this really caught everyone's attention.

"For safety?" Tim asked.

Damian nods.

He opens one and dialed, someone immediately answered then he put it on speaker.

"Ducard, you're on speaker."

A gasp escaped Dick.

"DAMES!! Dude how are you? The last time you checked on me is days ago, so what brings you to call me? Oh and Suren is with me, don't bother to call his phone."

"Bitch, me alive!!" A voice shouted at the background.

"HIYA GUYSSS!!" Jonathan shouted. The two behind the line greeted him back.

Damian pushed Jon aside, "Maya, Suren, Salutations. Father has made reservation at Maldives right now and I'm inviting you two."

"WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO- oh wait shit, Dames can we meet up at like 3 weeks later. We want to come really, but we have this Paranormal shit and we want to bring an end to this shitty town, sorrryyyy!!"

"No, I already knew that's why I didn't contacted the two of you."

"AWHHHH SWEET AS EVER DEMON!" Suren shouted

"Anyways I gotta contact the others bye." He ended the call immediately for the sake of his dignity.

So he dialed another person.

"Luthor? I-"

"Yes, I'm coming over, I need a fuckin break"

"You shit, you're spying on me again."

"Like you never." And with that she hung up.

"One down" Jon grinned.

Lena arrived stunning as ever.

"Heroes," she greets "Shits!!!" She hugs the two.

"Lord help me" Jason whispered,

Bruce, Tim and Dick was proud at the development of their youngest.

"TWO!! TWO MORE DEMON BRAT!!" Jason stuttered.

Damian had enough and just send a text to every phone.

Soon Maps and Colin arrived, "BITCH YOU DIDN'T INFORMED ME AHEAD!!" Maya exclaimed.

The others didn't get to join, they sent Damian a text or call to inform him but Maya and Colin just finished a case.

And so that proved that Damian has friends, suck on that Todd.