Keeping Up With The Waynes, Grayson, Drake and Todd (Also Pennyworth)

It's a Wayne thing

"Dicccckkkkkk?" Tim called out from upstairs.

"Yes Tim?"

"Do you know why we have a dragon upstairs along with a cow, a fucking bat, a cat and thankfully just a dog."

Dick appears near the staircase

"Oh those are Damian's pets! But be cautios aroung the dog he's quite-"

"Shit it bItEs!"

"Territorial..."

Dick sighs, last week it was Jason, three days ago it was Staph and just the day before Clark was strangled (hugged?) by the dragon. Just as he was making his way to Tim, Damian steps out from a room.

"You planned all of this didn't you?"

"No."

Dick stares, clearly unimpressed.

"Yes."

"Did you planned to adopt these animals too?"

"No" Damian shrugs, "It's probably a Wayne thing."

Dick did not need to question that.

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The boys lounged at the couch after patching up Tim, Jason joined them shortly upon hearing that Tim somehow got himself in trouble (or made a fool out of himself).

"You have to train your dog Damian" Tim grumbles.

Damian acts as if he was offended, "Indeed, I trained him to attack things that looked stupid and has a stupid hair with some stupid clothes."

"Seems right." Jason scoffed.

"Don't forget that he attacked you to Jay." Dick added, earning a gunshot from Todd.