loki x reader oneshots

silly mortal games

"Everyone! come into the lounge room this instant!!" Tony shouted in a very serious tone. Which therefore meant the matter was not serious in any way, at all.

"Bet ya 10 bucks he wants to play truth or dare," you say to Stephen as you walk out of your rooms - yours and his were next to each other so you had become quite good friends. Sometimes you would even talk through the walls and gossip, it was actually quite fun.

"Hmm, no. I reckon he wants to play spin the bottle," Strange said.

You wander into the lounge room and plop onto the couch next to Bucky. You lay down and put your head in his lap - you guys are pretty close. Steve walks in and sits on the other side of you, you put your feet up on his lap.

While everyone else is filing in, Tony stands up in front of everyone else and has a little smile plastered on his face.

"Oh no," Loki says as he enters, seeing Tony's expression. Then turns on his heel and starts to walk back out.

"Ay! Get back here Reindeer Games!" Tony says, grabbing Loki by the back of his black t-shirt and pulling him back into the room.

"No, please spare me!! I know you just want to play one of your silly mortal games!!" a very reluctant Loki shouts, while being comically dragged across the room by a very determined Tony. Stark plops him onto the floor. Loki gives up any kind of escape and pouts, cross-legged on said floor.

"Ok, team. You are probably all wondering why I have summoned you all on this beautiful night. Well, I assure you, the reason is very important," Tony starts.
"We will be playing truth or dare!!!" he exclaims.

A big sigh is let out from all of the avengers.

"HA! Pay up, motherfucker!!" You yell, jumping up from the couch and pointing at Stephen who was sitting on the floor.

"Shit," He mumbled, whipping out a $10 note from his pocket, begrudgingly handing it to you.

You shove it into your pocket and sit back down on the couch.

Everyone was just really confused except Stephen, who was giving you a death stare.

"Anyway, move out a bit, form some sort of circle," Tony said, frantically gesturing and sitting down on the floor. You all formed a big circle on the ground, like little kids. It was quite amusing.
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You all had been playing for a while now, but nothing spicy (lmao I'm sorry) had happened yet. Yeah, Steve and Bucky kissed, but that was obviously gonna happen. You all now knew about Peter's crush, a 'very pretty and nice' girl in his science class. Tony was now constantly asking questions about her, and even offering for her to come over. And you had been dared to throw one of Thor's box of pop tarts in the fire. You were pretty sure he was deciding on one of the many ways to brutally murder you, inferring from the constant death stares he was shooting your way.

"Ok... y/n!" Clint said.
"Shit," you mumble.
"Truth or Dare?"
"Dare," you sigh, knowing you'd made a very bad decision. His face lights up into a smirk. He opens his mouth to say something, but before he could, Tony leans over and whispers something into his ear.

"Yes! that's way better than what I was gonna say," Clint grins.

You gulp.

"Kiss, Loki," he says, this freak literally can't stop smiling.

"Um... I don't think he wants to do tha-" you start.

"Oh, darling. Please be quiet," Loki interrupts as he puts a finger on your lips to shush you.

don't worry this won't get too spicy

you blush wildly. you have had a crush on this greasy god ever since you first saw him.

next thing you know, his lips smash against yours, in a passionate kiss. you kiss back. your hands on his shoulders, his hands cupping your face.

this 'kiss' is somehow slowly turning into a little make out.

"Jeez! Loki, keep it in your pants!" Tony says, while Nat is slyly recording the whole thing.

You finally break apart, Loki gives you a little wink, sits back down and brushes off. While you are just sitting there, blushing like an idiot. Everyone just starts clapping.

"Good job brother!!" Thor booms. Loki rolls his eyes.

Loki gets up and begins to walk out of the room. He stops in the door way and turns his head to everyone on the floor.

"Maybe these silly mortal games can be a bit of fun."

He turns back and walks out.

"I'm honestly not even gonna try and stop him, that exit was too good," Tony says.