The Signs as Family Members

Aries: vodka aunt

Taurus: bbq dad

Gemini: racist grandma

Cancer: wine mom

Leo: golf uncle

Virgo: gay cousin

Libra: cigarette aunt

Scorpio: pervy uncle

Sagittarius: immobile grandpa

Capricorn: republican stepdad

Aquarius: sports cousin

Pisces: strawberry candy grandma

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