The Signs as Moms Yelling
Aries: "goodness gracious!"
Taurus: "holy cow!/holy moly!"
Gemini: "go rinse your mouth!"
Cancer: "god can hear you!"
Leo: "how dare you!"
Virgo: "shut the front door!"
Libra: "gosh darn it!"
Scorpio: "no tv for a week!"
Sagittarius: "you should be ashamed!"
Capricorn: "go think about what you did!"
Aquarius: "holy guacamole!"
Pisces: "you are going to bed without dinner!"

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Zodiacs: Told by the Stars
RandomThis is my fourth book. Here, you can find out many things about your respective zodiac sign. Most of it were found from Pinterest and Tumblr so beware of the wave of randomness that will wash you over. (Ongoing)