The Demon's Wedding

three: Mr and Mr Bálor

Finn's POV

"What do you think about this?" I ask and feed him.

"Delicious." He deadpans with a not too excited look.

"It is chicken chunks wrapped in bacon with a lovely cheese sauce." I read from the menu.

"That's great, but is it necessary to feed me? I mean, I'm very much capable of eating it myself." AJ says with a look of irritation.

"It makes it more romantic." I say with a wink and he groans.

"You're supposed to do this with Bayley. I'm not the one who has to guinea pig through your possible wedding meals. Especially not if you're feeding me." He says and I try to hide smirk.

"I wanted to do it with my best friend and besides, we both agreed that I take care of catering." I say simply and take a bite of the exquisite fish salad. Not my words.

"Fine, but do you really have to feed me? I mean, I can pick up my own fork and-" AJ says, but I push some of the salad into his mouth when he talked.

"What do you think about that?" I ask and he sends me a glare.

"Hello, Mr Bálor, I hope that you will find the perfect meal. What kind of beverages would you want at your wedding?" The chef asks as she approached.

"What do you think, Jay-Jay?" I ask AJ, trying to push his buttons since he always does it to me.

"Bourbon." He states and I roll my eyes.

"Something more classy, maybe white wine or champagne?" I suggest and she nods.

"Sounds perfect. The bourbon can be served after the meal, as an extra." The chef suggest.

"Great and can I just say that I really admire gay couples. Ever since gay marriage has been legalized I have been the best supporter." Shee says and I choke on my exquisite salad with laughter and AJ's face pales.

"No, we're not the couple. He's getting married, I'm just supporting my best friend." AJ says quickly, but I am still silently laughing.

"Oh, don't be ashamed, my dear. I don't judge." She says to him  and once she's out of earshot, I burst out laughing.

"That was hilarious." I say between deep chuckles.

"She thinks we are gay." He states with a unimpressed look.

"Oh come on, I always known that you had a thing for me." I wink, making his glare intensify.

"That's it. I'm leaving." He says and gets up, but I pull him back down.

"Please stay. I'll stop with the lame jokes." I say with a sincere voice.

"One more stupid ass remark and I'm out. You got that?" He asks with a threatening tone.

"Done." I say innocently, just as the chef enters.

"Here is some Rosé, Mr and Mr Bálor." She says cheerfully.

Needless to say, I burst out laughing for the millionth time that day.

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"She thought that we were gay!" AJ yells as we are backstage at Raw the next day.

"The chef in charge of your weddings catering thought that the both of you are gay?" Alexa asks between fits of laughter.

"It is not funny." Bayley says with a pout.

"Yes, it is." Lex and I say in sync and start laughing.

"They don't seem to understand the seriousness of this claim." Bayley mutters.