despacito: the beginning

creating despacito

So you already know how this goes.

But for those who don't..

You are stupid lol dab

So one day, 2 gods emerged from the sun..

Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee.

Luis Fonsi was a great person. Handsome, Smart, 1B+ IQ. But, One problem remained. The problem was Daddy Yankee.

He had a weird name. And I'm talking like nsfw fanfiction weird.

But I mean, Luis had to collab. So he asked Daddy Yankee,

"Want to create a song?"

"Indeed." Replied Daddy Yankee.

So they set out to record the best song that the world has ever heard. Like as good as idk, Musical.ly being shut down. (But I mean TikTok is here so get the pesticide.)

But after the recording session (And publishing the song later named 'Despacito'.)

A new MULTIVERSE was born. Known as..

DespacitoVEVO

Amazing I know. But worlds were being formed milliseconds after the multiverse was made. These worlds include: Despacito 2, Despacito 3, Despacito 420 and Despacito 69. But those are the ones I can name off the top of my head. Too many. Like I mean, loads. But back to the main story now.

It was truly amazing how they created a whole multiverse with one published song. But, All good things turn bad sooner or later. Because then out of the blue, NASA kept emailing and emailing Luis Fonsi (primarily.) about what he had done and wanted to know how it happened. But all Luis could say was..

"I published a song called 'Despacito' and now a new multiverse has opened."

Well he is Spanish so it would be more like..

"Publiqué una canción llamada 'Despacito' y ahora se ha abierto un nuevo multiverso."

Or something like that anyway. I used google translate.

"So with one song you managed to make a multiverse..?" NASA's administrator, Charles Bolden, asked him over email.

"Si." Luis replied.

"Luis, Please meet me at the NASA headquarters in Washington, DC." Charles said to Luis hoping for a reply.

"We have a deal." Luis finally answered before turning off his PC and rushing down to earth.

Because Luis is a fast boi, he managed to get to the HQ in 20 seconds. But what happened next you probably aren't asking, Well..