So as Bob is making his way to Seattle, and is halfway there, he is eventually on a road run from the cop's. As I have said before, Bob is very high and very drunk, so you can only imagine how badly he's driving. Bob is crashing into many things: garbage cans, mailboxes, etc. and is wrecking "his" car very much. He ends up going 30 over the speed limit and crashes into a brick wall. The cop's hop out of their cars and put handcuffs on Bob, but he has other thoughts. Bob had a knife and was able to get it out and stab one of the officers. He then tripped the other and stole his keys, and proceeded to stab the other cop. He then began to jump into one of the cop's cruisers, and continue on his way to Seattle.
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Bob the Pothead
RandomThis is the sole reason I shouldn't get bored because I start writing up some bullshit at 2am.