'You have one last chance!
Will you marry me?'
'Listen. You just killed the love of my life and i really hate you and i don't even know your name you're uglier than Squidward aaaaaanddddd YOUR HUGE ASS I BLOCKING MY WAY TO HOME OMG IT'S AS BIG AS JUPITER WTF!?!'
with that zayn walked away. He left farty there. Just like that.
Farty was so sad that she decided she wanted to talk about her feelings.
She went to Mr.Payne. Her Psychiatrist. Since she didn't have any friends to talk to.
It was weird that Mr.Payne's name was Payne because he actually healed pain.
..
On her way to Mr.Payne farty saw a group of street dancers. They were dancing to a song called 'Story of my fuckin life'
'OH MY GOD' farty shouted
'eeh.. what?' one of the dancers asked.
'Thats my favourite song!'
'Cool. Now get the fuck off!'
Farty saw her math teacher in the group. She ran away really fast so he couldn't give her any homework.
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