I have 100 reads... what even! Thank you to everybody who waste their time reading this
When farty got out of the slapping room she was breatheless. 'Oh farty there you are!' Mr. Payne said. 'The ..the teletubbie sun was.. it was Dr. Nialls face!' Farty said.
'Yes. He is a doctor and he has the role for the sun in the teletubbies.' Farty frowned.
'I gotta go.'
Farty leaved her therapist. She took the elevator down. In the elevator a cool song was playing. The song had super cool beat so farty started twerking on the wall. Outside of the building she suddenly felt really tired. Farty whistled and her unicorn arrived to pick her up. 'Let's go to Dr. Niall J. Horan. I don't want this huge ass anymore people will mix me and nicki minaj up!'
*neigh* fartys unicorn named sparkle said and it flew to Dr. Niall.
*later*
Farty and sparkle arrived at the doctor. There was a sign which said 'eating please don't disturb.'
'He is eating?! It is 3:00am wtf man! I am just gonna break the damn door. Sparkle you wait here.'
Farty broke the door reall loudly and damaged it so badly that you couldn't repair it anymore.
'WHAT THE HELL DUDE CAN'T YOU EVEN EAT IN PEACE. AT 3:00 I AM SO HUNGRY I HAVEN'T IN LIKE 24 DAMN MINUTES!! OH AND WHAT ABOUT KNOCKING HAVE YOU THOUGT ABOUT THAT DAMN I CAN'T SCREAM ANYMORE MY THROAT HURTS MY FOOD IS COLD UGH AND WHAT EVEN... oh you're farty right come in would you like anything to eat?:)'
'Uhmm well... uh yeah why not?'
Oh and guys theres a pic of fartys ass enjoy:) ;)
