This was it, qwark was definitely going to leave behind the presidency his team and his redeemed hero reputation behind once again becoming a fugitive of justice and a traitor, just like he did in the past, back when he teamed up with drek and escaped by flushing the toilet while being in prison. Only this time he didn't made this sacrifices because of his monumental ego, but for his biggest enemy who tried to kill him more than once in the recent past. Maybe this time his ego wasn't the reason behind all this drama, but something bigger, incontrolable, something that could get you killed without even thinking about it.
While our two anti heroes were busy flying away from justice, a top secret operative was taking place in between the Solana galaxy in search of the whereabouts of this duo of intergalactic outlaws. Meanwhile our protagonist were having a peaceful exchange of words in regards to Qwark's technological
"masterpieces"."I'm surprised your amateur designed ship hasn't got us killed or trap in another planet at this point"
"Thanks! I designed it myself, it's my greatest work yet, not even my "happy platypus" vibrating function of the crotchetizer can top it"
"You don't need to remind me about that again... did you hide it from your entire ranger base right?"
"Well this beauty of a ship has a special device that can upload itself when turning it on, it tells us which planets are peaceful, invaded by a super powerful bad guy, abandoned and where are the rangers passing by and everything, is great isn't it neffy?"
"Qwark... sighed how can you be so stupid!"
"What!?"
"Your so "secret" escape ship has a tractor you moron! they can track our location even if we leave the polaris galaxy!"
"That's not true! only i knew about every gadget develop by my and for me! ... well expect for our technician Big Al and ratchet himself hehehe"
Nef was doing his best to keep his anger for himself , for the sake of his own sanity
"Which by the way i kept a original replica of the weapon I used on "my blaster runs hot" movie! you have seen it didn't you neffy?"
"I rather be permanently blind than to watch that atrocity again!"
"Ah c'mon neffy! Deep down your mechanical heart loved to see on the big screen my chiseled features , my rock hard abs... and even my impeccable glutes and bulbous buttocks" Qwark remarked his physical gifts, clearly making an attempt of "subtle" flirting while getting closer to him
"All i know is that your acting was average and the plot was dumb!" he expressed his honest opinion while getting away from qwark's dummy looking flirting face
"It is my best work yet! a holo-arcade game came out inspired on it!"
"It could have been better honestly, I got bored and tired of it after the third level!" Nef kept his opinion despite qwark's insistence
"I know you love my movie, you just aren't ready to admit it"
"No I Don't! "
"Well I think your opinion will change after seeing it with me at your side"
"Not in a million years"
"It will be fun! I can tell you exclusive facts just for you!"
"Nope!"
"I'll give you one: my blaster runs hot for you neffy...
It's safe to assume that nef was out of words after that attempt of a flirt/revelation, whether it was shock or his internal shyness
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(Qwarkarious) the sun will shine again
FanfictionNefarious is finally caught! But president qwark doesn't react well to this, so he has a intimate talk with his old friend and nemesis as a new adventure takes place between this two incompatible personalities... well at least that's the way we see...