Ok this is a seriously adorable au, (credit to muffinshark on tumblr)I'm excited to write it even though I'll probably ruin it, lol. My timeline is going to be insanely messed up and I'm aware of it, so prepare yourself for some crappy fluff, here we go...
Peter POV
Thor had just returned to Earth from... well Peter didn't know where. Probably fighting aliens or something.Thor clumped into the living room that, at the time, housed only Peter. Thor flopped down on the couch with a huff.
"What's wrong?" Peter asked, knowing it took a lot to put the god in bad spirits.
"Loki." Thor growled.
"What did Loki do? I like him, he seemed pretty cool the last time I saw him, aside from being a homicidal psycho." Peter recalled his last meeting with the God of Mischief. It was funny because Peter wasn't joking when he said Loki was "pretty cool". The kid definitely saw good in others, even when there wasn't much of it.
"Yes, boy of spiders. However, since the last time you met with him, he STABBED ME!" The god inflated and turned an unhealthy-looking crimson color.
"Do you want me to go get everyone else and you can tell us all the story?" Peter asked cautiously. Thor nodded curtly. The boy stood and went to retrieve the rest of the tower's residents.
In about 15 minutes, Peter returned with Tony, Steve, Nat, Bruce, Clint, Bucky, Pietro, Wanda, Sam, and Vision. Bruce grinned and opened his arms for a hug, but they dropped to his sides as he saw the surly expression on Thor's face.
"Thor, Peter told us something happened, what is it?" Tony almost giggled as he saw the out-of-character scowl on the god's face. The crowd took the cue that this was going to be a long story and settled into the couches. Thor paced, well, more accurately stomped, back and forth past the sitting area.
"Well, my Midgardian friends, recently some mighty being was attempting to overthrow Odin and take control of Asgard . As you all know, this is nothing new. Something else that is not very new, LOKI was AIDING them! Trying to overthrow his own father! And in the process of stopping them, my brother stabbed me in the stomach! Of course, I foiled their attempted tyrannical rule, but I just so happened to escape with a stab wound in my abdomen! " Thor ended, having ascended into a yell.
"So, your brother tried to kill your dad, and when he failed, he settled for gutting you?" Peter asked.
"Peter!" Steve scolded.
"Yes, child, that is exactly what happened. Does this alter your compassion towards Loki?"
Peter shrugged.
"Well, the reason I'm visiting Midgard is for a bit of medical assistance. After, I will promptly return to Asgard to check in with my father." He removed his armor to reveal a blood-stained shirt underneath.
"Shit!" Bruce yelled. "Get over here!" He stood and hurriedly dragged Thor into the medical wing.
"He'll be alright." Tony stated.
Peter shrugged. "I'll go anyways. I wanna catch up. Ya know, the current happenings of Asgard."
Tony chuckled. The room mostly dispersed while some hung around to discuss the odd arrival of the god.
~Time skip to after they leave the medical wing~
The door to Tony's lab burst open.
"MR. STARK!" Peter's voice yelled.
"You ok kid? I'm pretty busy, so-"
"THOR SAID I COULD GO TO ASGARD WITH HIM! I COULD MEET VALKYRIE, AND HEIMDALL, AND I COULD TALK TO MR. LOKI AGAIN, AND-"
"Wait, wait, wait. Who?" Tony asked, confused.
"You know, the Revengers!"
"The who?"
"Mr. Stark... Valkyrie? Heimdall? The Revengers? Do you ever listen when Mr. Thor talks?" Peter asked, astonished. At Tony's lack of response, Peter proposes his question.
"Please, Mr. Stark? Can I go? It'll be soooo much fun. A once in a lifetime opportunity!" Peter pleaded.
"If it's alright with Thor, but are you ok with that? Kid, you'll be going to another planet!"
"Yea I know! How cool is that?" Peter didn't give Tony the reaction he was looking for. After almost an hour of begging, Tony finally gave in.
"Fine!"
"YES!" Peter sprinted out of the room to go tell the rest of the residents the big news.
After a surplus of congratulations he finally met Thor in the common room, wearing his suit. This had been recommended by the god. The more protection passing through the Bifrost, the better.
"Spider-ling! Are you ready to go?" The annoyance at Loki seemingly wore off around Peter, who was just too bubbly to be angry around.
"Yea!" Peter said enthusiastically.
He followed Thor out to the...car?
"Excuse me Mr. Thor, but, are we going to Asgard in the car?" Thor guffawed.
"No, Spider-boy. We have to get away from prying Midgardian eyes before we set off upon our adventure."
"Ohhhh"
Thor climbed in the driver's seat and Peter hopped into the passenger. Peter giggled at how far the seat had to be moved back, and how, still, the god managed to somehow be too big for the car.
"What is it, child?" Thor laughed as the playfully punched Peter in the arm. He grimaced. The god's "playful" punches still hurt like hell. They drove for about an hour, joking and laughing. It took a while to get out of the city and into a suitable place to call upon Heimdall.
Once Thor finally pulled the car to a stop on the side of an unpaved back road, they stepped out and stood a fair amount of space away from the car. Peter set a serious face and pulled his mask on. Thor chuckled and raised his hammer into the air. (that of course, he still has and Hela never destroyed)
"HEIMDALL? OPEN THE BIFROST." Thor shouted to the sky.
A bright flash of light, and...
Alright, obviously I'm going to make a part two. For anyone who made it all the way here. Congrats for making it all the way through such a crappy story, and thank you! <3
(Btw, the next one is going to be an awesome au I found, but I haven't figured out the ship yet.)
Love ya <3
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