SHORT STORIES

My meeting with aliens

*going on a hiking trip with family and neighbours *

*Gets lost in the forest*

Me: *shouting* help ! Help ? The sun is setting , and it's getting dark. Guys ? Mom ?

*Oh no , not mom. She would again start a lecture on, Sharma ji's son not getting lost , I've already heard a lot about his hiking skills by now*

*Just then 2 human-like-figures hold my leg from behind, and start dragging towards a big tree*

Me: H..hey..hey guys stop! Where are you taking me? Would you mind , if you let me walk ? The stones are hurting my head.

*As we come in contact with that tree, we enter a huge laboratory*

Me: Where are we? And who the hell are you green guys? I want to go home! By the way , where are your noses?

First Guy: Damn, you should be thankful to us! We saved you from dinosaurs.

Me: Dinosaurs?

Second Guy: And which home are you talking about? Have you forgot that your home, family, friends and everything has been destroyed by dinosaurs?

Me: Are you in your senses?

*Just then, an Einstein look alike(but without a nose) enters the scene*

Einstein Look alike: Relax boys! This boy is in trauma, as he has seen everything coming to an end, with the start of dinosaur rule. Leave him alone.

Me: Albert Einstein, you here?

Einstein Look alike: Oh, who's Albert? I am Science-Teen, a scientist of Maya Planet. My brilliant inventions are very popular here!

Me: Inventions as in?

Science-Teen: You see, yesterday only I made this Teleport-Tree through which we can reach any distance, in a fraction of seconds. You just need to enter the location, that's it. Also, I have invented a giant and ultra-powerful telescope through which we can peep into any particle, in space, no matter how far it is. So, while looking at the space through my telescope, I saw that Dinosaurs are living on an average blue green planet. That's why I had send my 2 assistants to do some research there, but as soon as they reached there, they heard your voice and took you along with them, to our planet, which is very, very far from your planet.

Me: *to myself* Damn, this brilliant, dumb scientist has done some real shit, by messing up space and time.

Science-Teen: You said something?

Me: I think you Maya planet beings have some problem. Dinosaurs are long dead on Earth! Before them, Earth was a hot ball, and no life existed apart from microbes. We Homo Sapiens are living since Dinosaur's sad demise. The reason you can see dinosaur (presently) is that you are actually 65 million light years away from Earth. So, all you can see is dinosaur presently, but we Humans are way ahead in reality. You have just messed up with space and time. When these 2 human-like-aliens caught hold of me, I was actually on a hiking trip. I need to go back home now! *Cries*