Dumb Shit Your Author Has Said Part 1

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*shamelessly stealing this idea from IrresistibleFjords *

There are stories behind most of them so ask if you wanna know.

*says excitedly in public* P*RNHUB!!

Wait what about p*dophilia

Wait incest p*rn!

*called the principal a s*x offender*

What does mood mean

What does lit mean

Who's Benedict (talking about Sherlock)

*when told orange is the new black would scare me*. ...You know what my search history looks like... 

The water thingy

The writing thingy

The shower thingy (talking about a towel)

The thingy thingy ( forgot the word for a Ds stylus)

What's a Sealand

It's only illegal if you kill them to get it

She's a wombman

I just wanna be part of something (in regards to joining a cult, long story)

It really isn't what it looks like

Go to h*ll (to myself in the mirror)

*recites binary code*

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