(When I was coming up with the storyboard of Chapter 8, I asked a friend to help me with the second half. This is what happened...)
<(Y/N) is Ashley>
Ashley changes into her pajamas and goes downstairs to make her dinner. While making her sushi (like a stereotypical white girl) she turns on the news.
Then she sees a news lady that seems to be on a substantial amount of crack/cocaine (she is holding her phone.)
"-so be carful about that nuke, everyone. I repeat, a nuke with be landing here in Japan. JUST IN: Yuri Spaghetti , (drowsily looks at phone and sighs dreamily) oh soooorryyy... In this Instagram post is Yurio with some random chick. We assume it's his mistress but we are too lazy to look in on it and decide to hate her anyway. (Looks at phone and mumbles dreamily) Don't worry Yuri my love, I'll come see you soon...
HUH?! I'm fired?? I HAVE A RIGHT TO HaVE thIS jOBsssss AaaaaaaAAAaAAJJAHAHHSH-"
She breaks the TV.
Ashley says,"WoWIEE"
She turns into a tomato and sweats like a buff dude. "WOWIEEE" says Yuri. They do a synchronized spagets dance.
"OOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOOF" says Ashley. "Imma get haters :(( Me depresss" "Let's make out says Yuri" "BAKA" says Ashley.
im so sorry
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