"Alright fucking WOO WOO FOR THE KANKAN PUT YOUR HANDS UP PARTY PEOPLE!" Latula yelled, whooping with a bunch of people.
"GO KANNY!" A drunken version of Porrim yelled.
"You can do it babe i bewvieth in ya" Cronus patted him on tthe butt.
Kankri was standing on top of a table with a karaoke microphone to his mouth. "FUCK YEAH GIVE IT UP FOR KANKRI VANTAS!"
And the crowd of drunk teens did give a round of applause.
"MEENAH HIT THE BEAT GIRL!" He pointed to her, who hit the stereo.
Slim Shady began to play.
"May I have all your attention please? May I have your attention please? Can the real Kankri please stand up? Can the real Kankri please stand up?"
He waved his free hand around in a gesture for people to stand.
Then he stood straight up and began to rap.
"Ya'll act like you haven't seen a Latino before, Jaws all on the floor like Mary seeing Jesus burst out of the door, and started a ceremony on her ass worse than before. It's the return of the- aw wait, nah you're kiddin', he didn't just say what I think he did? And Dr. Phil said, nothing, you can of worms! Dr. Phil's dead, he's in my basement! Feminists love Kankri! 'Chika Chika Chika Kankri, I'm sick of him, look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what, whistlin' at you know who' 'Yeah but he's so cute though!"
K im done and dead hi welcome to Chili's please dont sue me ;x;
Istg im never finishing this book y'all.
I still like homestuck but my motivation for angle or yuor devil is higher than my iq hhhh
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We know each other {CRONKRI} {CROKRI}
FanfictionCronus and Kankri have known each other for years, yet they've never really...talked. That soon changes, when they have that cliche bump into in their highschool year. Ever since then, they seemed to have grown attached to each other. Yet, every tim...
