So like, wHY DON'T WE DEDICATE ALL OUR FUCKING M O N E Y TO SPACE TRAVEL AND ALL OUR BEST SCIENTISTS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS /LITERALLY/ AN INFINITE UNIVERSE OUT THERE AND WE ARE DOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING N O T H I N G ABOUT IT (I mean yea sure we are going to Mars and all but that's such a small thing.)
Like y'all wanna find the cure for caner???? SUR-FUCKING-PRISE, SOME ALIEN CIVILISATION PROBABLY HAS IT. But can we fucking fIND THOSE ALIENS?? N O. BECAUSE Y'ALL TOO BUSY TRYNA FIND OUT WHAT MAKES FOOTBALL PLAYERS BETTER. (They're people who are payed to play fetch, ALSO LOOK AT THEIR WAGES YOU COULD GO TO FUCKING PLUTO IF YOU STARTED GIVING THAT TO SPACE TRAVEL.)
B I T C H y'all are aware that we could answer a bunch of our existential-crisis questions if we just GO. TO FUCKING. S P A C E?????????
Bunch of British scientists with amazing skills: *Mysterious documentary voices* "Whot's out there?"
Bunch of British scientists with amazing skills: *look between each other waiting for someone else to do something about it*
NASA: give us money we tryna dO something.
Cosmonauts: jgjesjsfuejsndufwjsudsajs do we even exist anymore
Ok rant over.
