This story does NOT crossover with my other ASOUE story. The cover girl is the Fourth Quagmire. Charlotte Quagmire. I'm probably only going to cover The Austere Academy, but if I get more inspiration I'll do the other books. If I end up doing more b...
Hello. My name is Charlotte Quagmire. I'm willing to bet most of you haven't heard of me. I don't blame you. For some reason, when Lemony Snicket published his "A Series of Unfortunate Events" books, he neglected to mention me. I don't take it personal. He only writes what he researches. I left behind very little evidence for him, or anyone else, to pick up on.
But you aren't here for a rant about research, you're here to know my story. The story that wasn't known before. You're here for the story of the fourth quagmire. I'm warning you now, my story is worse than the story of the Baudelaires. So if you like rainbows, unicorns, and magical PG rated adventures, the you'd best log off this website and go read a book about a pony party.
With great regret,
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