Annoy (Me) 《Markhyuck》

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(Dialogue underlined means it's someone speaking who is not apart of the main characters in the chapter)

"You know this is bad idea right, Hyuck?"

"Of course I do, Nana"

"Good, because I would be concerned if you didn't"

"But if all goes well, in the end it really isn't a bad idea"

"Oh god, how can you see things that way, Hyuck?"

"I just do. Plus you'd get it if you became a confident gay and spoke to Jeno"

"I am a confident gay, in staying hidden."

"Oh that is so sad, Nana, the open gay life is a gift"

"You can confront your crush your way, I can stutter my life to Jeno"

"Oh Nana, I need to teach you my ways"

"No, you need to change your ways. Mark isn't your typical random pick up guy..... He probably is as straight as a bread stick..... or straight things"

"Minhyungie, is gay or at least bisexual on all assurance"

"You can't guess people like that, Hyuck, Mark isn't a game of charades."

"Nana, you think too much. Open your eyes to the obvious."

"And it's obvious, Hyuck, that Mark is pissed off with you, test the waters, Hyuck, before a shark bites off your leg."

"What's up with the metaphors?"

"Because, Hyuck, I mean it literally! He could actually do that! There was like an angry fire in his eye when he left the class! Do you really think I'd use metaphors with no meaning!!"

"Do you really think I went to far?"

"YES! I'VE TRYING TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DENSE SKULL!!"

"I doubt Minhyungie would actually try to kill me"

"Do you even know what Mark could do, Donghyuck?!"

"No...."

"AND NOBODY ELSE DOES EITHER CAUSE PEOPLE DON'T PISS HIM OFF"

"Just don't worry, Nana, it'll be fine...."

"You are denser than Mark Lee, you know that right, Hyuck?"

"It's not called being 'dense' Nana, it's called having high hopes"

"You have doomed yourself and you can't even admit it.... oh god, you're going to drag me down too, aren't you??"

"You're my best friend, Nana, of course I am"

"I'm dead, and I didn't even tell Jeno that I like him"

"Well you can do it right now, he is by his locker and I know you need your text book for your next class"

"Are you serious?! No way, no, no, no...."

"Yes, yes, yes, Nana"

"You're insane!"

"Yes I am, Nana, now don't worry, just say hi to Jeno, I shall be moral support!"

"It's Lee Jeno, he has better things to do than talk to me."

"You aren't even talking to him, just throwing a greeting phrase, come on Nana, just try."

"No, I can't"

"Shush child, you ain't gonna be able to tell Jeno hi when you have that attitude"

"That is because I am not saying hi to him, Donghyuck, I am leaving"

"Fine, fine, fine, I'll stop"

"Bullshit."

"You know it isn't, Nana"

"I don't know shit about it, Hyuck"

"We have been best friends since second-"

"Since third grade..."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. But you don't trust my word?"

"Of course not, I've known you long enough, Hyuck, I am not that stupid."

"You're stupid enough not to talk to Jeno."

"Excuse me, bitch, at least I am not pissing him off to get closer to him."

"Oh you really want to go there, Na Jaemin?!"

"Fight me bit-"

"Hi Jaemin"

"Oh Hi.... Hi.... Jeno(?)"

"Oh shit Nana, Jeno just said to you"

"No shit sherlock, he smiled at me too, I think I might die."

"Nana, don't die on me yet"

"Don't worry bitch, I wanna see Mark Lee kill you first."

"Rude ass bitch"

"Yes because I am fabulous like that."

"Bitch you were like a bag with no sparkle when I met you and now you are like rip off gucci. That is better than gucci itself"

"Thank you side hoe you are also rip off gucci, gucci is even spelt wrong on you"

"That is such a special thing, I love you, you fucking whore"

"Love you too, bitchy side hoe"

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Filler chapter cause idek anymore ksksksk y'all I am literally writing anything at this point, cause I already left my original plan, so yada yada long story short lets keep writing until it makes sense and Markhyuck and side ship becomes cannon. As always, Thank you for reading 💕💕💕
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