Annoy (Me) 《Markhyuck》

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{ Donghyuck's Thoughts= Italic Underline
Mark's Thoughts= Italic }

"Morning beautiful~"

"Fuck off, Donghyuck."

"Quit trying to block me out, Minhyungie~"

"I am not trying to block you out, I am blocking you out."

"Awww, come on, baby, I didn't mean it~"

"The fuck you did, Donghyuck, you're still calling me by that stupid fucking pet name"

"It isn't a pet name, Minhyungie."

"...."

"Fine. Let's play a game"

"Why the hell would I want to play a game with you?"

"It's beneficial on both ends"

"..... What is your game."

"It's more like a deal, Mark"

"Deal with the fucking Devil"

"Just hear me out for a sec."

"Alright

"You can be my fake boyfriend for a week, and in exchange, I'll quit calling you by that "pet name" and I'll stop calling you Minhyungie"

"I didn't say I disliked being called Minhyungie"

"You admitted it was a pet name, you dumb shit"

"Hey, hey, hey air quotations means that it is fake, like you being my boyfriend, if you agree"

"Why would you even want me as a boyfriend?"

"Why wouldn't anyone want you as a boyfriend? I mean, dO YOU LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR!!"

"Yes, I do in the morning, but I am not like 'Wow Mark Lee, you are a hot ass thing' or whatever the fuck narcissistic people say to themselves in the mirror"

"Excuse me, self admiration is not being narcissistic"

"Whatever, so basically you want to 'date' me because you think I am..... attractive?"

"Correct, whereas it is equal exchange, your fake affection, for me to stop being an annoying bitch"

"Who said it would be fake?"

"You called yourself a bitch....."

"I know, I also call Nana a bitch"

"Nana....?"

"Na Jaemin, he isn't on your radar"

"Oh...."

"So Mark Lee, willing to sell your soul to the Devil?"

"Wait, so does this mean you have a crush on me?"

"You dense, dumb fuck piece of shit, yes you dumbass, just agree already!!!"

"No, I'm trying to make my crush jealous, so when you 'dump' me for some side chick that you think is hot. He'll be there as my ice cream wallowing in my depression friend, and hopefully more than that"

"Great job, Mark, you got yourself indirectly rejected"

"Great lie, Hyuck!"

"How do you even know if I am gay, or whatever"

"It's fake, you don't have to like guys. Oh plus, signs that you are debating it is contemplation on the idea or......"

"Or what?"

"You like me, Mark Lee"

"Yeah, no, fuck off"

"I mean yes, but in a calm, not gay perspective"

"Okay, then, Mark Lee, what do you say?"

"Fine"

"...... Ask me out you dumbfuck"

"Lee Donghyuck, do you want to go out with me?"

"Yes, a million times, yes!"

"You're taking it too seriously"

"I know, but it needs to be believable right?"

"Touché"

"I loved that, it was exactly how I expected Donghyuck to answer"

"Minhyungie?"

"Yeah?"

"Your smile is pretty...."

"Your eyes are pretty, Hyuckie~"

"TOO FAST TOO FAST, I... SAHSBDJSIWHWKD HE TOUCHED MY FUCKING HAIR!!!"

"I........ Uhm......"

"Adorable"

"I am not cute"

"Yeah, sure"

"Not fair, your cute too"

"Two cute people together makes a cute couple"

"I CANNOT BREATHE YOU DUMB SHIT"

"That is true, Minhyungie"

"You're tired, aren't you?"

"Yeah..... a little...."

"You can sleep, Hyuckie"

"But class....."

"I'll take your notes, don't worry"

"Okay.... Thank you Minhyungie~"

"Anytime"

"Mark?"

"Hmm?"

" Love you"

"He won't say it back...."

"Love you too"

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You guys, Markhyuck is now cannon here uwu I loved writing that ksksksksks I felt mushy, okay and I have nothing better to do uwu. Well (I quote) "my beautiful people" life just got better with this chapter as always thank you for reading and see you next time, my beautiful grass people
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