*DO NOT READ THIS IF YOUR A GUY*
On your period:
"Calum!! I'm out of pads!!" You scream.
"What's it to me?!" He yells back from downstairs.
"Get me some you unappreciative prick!!"
"No, that's not my job." He says from right outside the door.
"Yes it is, you took all of my pads and tampons and stuck them to your face or shoved them up your nose with the other boys." You say, becoming flustered.
"So.." Calum trails off.
"CHING CHONG GET THE DAMN PADS!" You scream.
"FINE!" He screams back. "But I get to take Michael along and get pizza."
"Prick." You mutter.
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Calum's pov
"Michael, which ones do you think she'd like?" I asked.
"The pink ones." He said, continuing to suck on the sucker in his mouth.
I grabbed the large pack of the pink sticky pads. And went to check out
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Your pov
"BABE I GOT THEM AND PEPPERONI PIZZA!!" Calum yelled, coming into the house.
You jump off the couch where you and Luke were talking. Calum hands you the large package of notepads and you stare at it.
"Where are my pads?" You ask.
"Babe, don't be stupid. You're holding them." Calum laughed.
You slowly look up at him, glaring as you did so. "THESE ARENT PADS!! THESE ARE NOTEPADS YOU PRICK!! NOW TAKE THEM BACK AND GET THE DAMN PADS!!" You scream, throwing the package at him. He catches it and stares at you, obviously confused. "AND TAKE LUCAS WITH YOU BECAUSE HE MIGHT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL IM TALKING ABOUT AND KNOW WHAT I NEED!!"
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Luke's pov
"Are these it?" Calum asked, poking a hot pink plastic bag.
"What does 'poise' mean?" Michael whispered in my ear.
"Um, I'm not sure, Calum." I replied. A lady and a young girl, who looked to be about thirteen, came into the aisle and the young girls face became red.
"Excuse me, but my friends girlfriend needed some stuff, and she sent us to get it. We aren't really sure what to get." Ashton said.
"Well, what does she use?" The lady asked.
"What are the options?" I asked.
"Pads and tampons." The lady laughed.
"Don't you shove tampons up your vagina?" Michael asked.
"Yes." Ashton replied with wide eyes.
"Then why does she need it?" Michael asked. I laughed quietly.
"Because she's bleeding to death." Calum replied.
"Both will probably be best." I replied to the lady. She smiled and showed me different brands and sizes.
"Why is she bleeding?" Michael asked.
"Michael, just shut the hell up!" I exclaimed.
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Your POV
I laid on the couch eating pizza as the cramps were pinching at my stomach.
I groan and throw the pizza into the table, just as the door opened.
"Finally!" I exclaimed.
"Why are you bleeding??" Was the first thing Michael asked you.
"Shut the hell up." I groan.
Calum handed me two bag and I look inside.
"Good job guys!" I exclaimed. "Gave each boy a hug and was just about to leave to the bathroom.
"Oh, and uh, thanks Luke. My boyfriend is an idiot and couldn't do it for himself, so thanks." I smiled and gave a small wink. Luke blushed.
*The End*
Written sloppily by Nicole, since I'm tired. I hope you girls got a good laugh out of this.
