So I was out with a friend and he decided to try to climb a HUGE tree. So he got pretty high up and slipped and was hanging by like 4 fingers. And I yelled "DONT LET GOO!!!" And he did. And fell right on his butt, and got the wind knocked out of him. In between his short breaths he said help, and I said "I'll help, I'll go get some ASS-PRIN!" 😂 I'm so clever
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HumorMy stories will leave you in stitches. They'll make your innards pop out and dance with joy. The reason I am so funny is because I have a serious medical condition where all my brain is able to function is comedy and laughter. It's called laughitis...