Vegito's POV
Hold up, this Ultra Instinct wannabe just asked me and my boi to go to his academy? Okay cool, I responded in the most good mannered way I do
Vegito: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!
Bardock: HEY! WATCHING YOUR FOOKING LANGUAGE!
Gogeta: ENGLISH! MALDITO!
We both started laughing at our own trap for our dad, but we seemed to forget the short fuse he has when it comes to us.
Bardock: That's it killing you both! [Turns SSB]
Vegito: OH SHIT BAIL!
Gogeta: WHEN COULD HE DO THAT?!
Bardock: GET OVER HERE!!!
Our kind hearted Dad charges his signature ki blast attack and we had to escape now.
Gogeta: QUICK THROUGH THE WINDOW [Jumps through a window]
Vegito: OK! [Jumps through a fixed window]
Bardock: OH THAT'S IT! YOU'RE BOTH GETTING IT NOW!
Glynda's POV
After the two boys jumped through the windows with Bardock in pursuit, Headmaster Ozpin askes Gine if this is normal in the household.
Gine: Oh yeah those two are always messing about, so Bardock beats them, it's actually a daily thing ^_^
Ozpin: Oh...
Glynda: Wow I feel sorry for those boys
Gine: Oh they're fine
We then heard the conversation between the boys and their father.
Gogeta: DAD YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
Bardock: TOO BAD
KA BOOM
Gogeta: AHHHHH!!!!
Vegito: GOGETA NOOOOOOOOOOO, MAN DOWN I REPEAT MAN DOWN!
Bardock: VEGITO, IT'S YOUR TURN!
Vegito: NO! OH GOD PLEASE NO!
Bardock: DODGE!!!!
Vegito: NOOOOOO!!!
KABOOM
Glynda&Ozpin: 0_0
Glynda: A-Are you sure?
Gine: Yep ^_^
TIMESKIP
Bardock's P.O.V
After I had beaten the boys, I dragged them back in the house, happy with what I did.
What....you going to call child services? Fucking try it.
Bardock: You're both so lucky that I'm in a happy mood, otherwise I would beat you more, anyways go tell your answer to Ozpin.
Gogeta: O-Okay....
Gogeta's P.O.V
Myself and Vegito already knew what the answer was and so we gave him it.
Ozpin: So boys what are your answers?
I look at Vegito and he looks at me, we nod at each other and then turn our attention to Ozpin.
Gogeta: Alright, we'll go. Even if we don't need the education
Vegito: We really don't, we could take over the world
Gogeta: But we can't be asked
Ozpin: Okay....interesting few words there. Anyways, a bullhead will arrive to pick you up at the docks tomorrow
Gogeta Alright, wait, what was the name of the school again?
Ozpin: Beacon
Both: BACON?!
Bardock: NO YOU IDIOTS, IT'S CALLED BEACON!
Vegito: Aww
We then look down in despair.
Ozpin: There will be bacon for lunch though
And then we look up quickly with smiles!
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Gogeta: YES!
Vegito: We've won!
Ozpin: I'll see you there boys
Ozpin leaves with his assistant Glynda and our Father turns to us.
Bardock: So boys you ready?
Both: HELL YEAH!
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Gogeta and Vegito in RWBY
HumorWhat would happen if Gogeta and Vegito were in the RWBY world
