It was time for a party.....and the twin saiyans weren't organising it because they're banned from doing so
Gogeta: WHAT?!
Vegito: I'D LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT!
Ozpin: Please....the girls are already doing this
Gogeta: Don't make us do what we always do!
Ozpin: And that is?
Vegito: BLOW SHIT UP!
Ozpin: Alright alright but please just this once
Both: Fine! But you owe us!
Ozpin: Don't worry I'll get you anything, name your price!
Vegito: How about yo Mama!
Ozpin:.......I don't have a mom
Vegito: Well we do
Ozpin: I know that.....she's very cu-
Then Gogeta gets out his BFG and point it in his face
Gogeta: I'm sorry sir, would you like rephrase that?
Ozpin: No I'm good!
Gogeta: Good
Then they both jump through the window and went shopping.....for very necessary items
Timeskip brought to you by Gogeta counting pennies when suddenly Vegito crawls through a door in an amazon box and says 'I spell pennies!' to which Gogeta just screams and shoots him with a BFG 9000
It was time for the party or whatever as everyone was in their suits......yes even Gogeta and Vegito
Gogeta: I have been through many challenges in my life.....but this.....this scares me
Vegito: This thing is so killable!
Gogeta: We shall forever remember the first thing that defeated us......the 'Suit'
Vegito: And it's trusty sidekick the 'Tie'!
Ruby: Oh come on! It isn't that bad!
Yang: Yeah Vegito looks stunning!
Weiss: Yes and Gogeta!
Author: *comes crashing through the window*
Everyone: Nani?!
Author: Alright Weiss! Stick with one!
Weiss: What do you mean?!
Author: I had you go for Vegito and now you're going for Gogeta?! I'm not making another vote poll on this again! Do something! Or otherwise the romance in this is exterminated!
Weiss: W-what do you m-mean?! B-BAKA!
Author: Alright I'm going now! *teleports away*
Gogeta: Anyways.....where's everyone else?
Blake: Well JNPR are over there
They both look to see JNPR having a dance off
Vegito: What are they doing?
Gogeta: I have no idea
Weiss: They're dancing!
Vegito: What's that?
Yang: How do you both not know what that is?!
Gogeta: Because we focus on our priorities....and that's fighting and eating
Vegito: Facts!
After a very boring evening, the two brothers decided to seal it off with........awesomeness
They both got out fire works and fired them off inside
Ironwood: What is this?!
Glynda: the work of two idiots!
Meanwhile a stranger was knocking out atlas guards as she was breaking into a tower the size of.......the authors ice cream eating record.....oh wait that's way bigger
Vegito: I sense a disturbance
Gogeta: You always do
Vegito: Exactly!
Then they both see Ruby go off somewhere followed by Ironwood
Gogeta: I wonder where they're going?
Ozpin: So enjoying the night?
Gogeta: AHHH!
He spin kicks him onto the second floor
Everyone: :O
Vegito: Bro....what was that?
Gogeta: Me taking shit from no one
Then Pyrrha appears
Pyrrha: U-uh Gogeta? Do you want to dance?
Gogeta: Uh sure...I'm not sure how to do it but I'll try
Vegito: Yes! He's advancing!
Gogeta: Que?
Vegito: Don't worry about it....
Gogeta: Alright?...
They both go off to dance
Vegito: Hee hee (Oh so you're MJ now?)
Then After 10 minutes 3 people come which Vegito recognise as one of them is a really hot (pun was totally intended) chick
Vegito: Alright time to work my non useless magic.....I'm talking about yours Ozpin!
Ozpin: :(
Cinder was going to dance with Mercury, but she wanted to dance with a real MUI that's not a b-tec
Vegito: Hello there~
Cinder: General Kenobi!~
Vegito: I see you're a woman of culture~
Cinder: I'm more than that~
Gogeta: The hell is he doing?
Pyrrha: U-uh don't worry!
Gogeta: ??? T_T ok
Then things got really heated when Vegito went close to her face
Vegito: Wanna play 'Rock the bed'?~
Cinder: *Blushes* That's my favourite game!~
Author: Oh god this is really weird to write
Then they both went somewhere and had fun, turns out that somewhere was Glynda's room....but Glynda was drunk and then things esculated.
Good thing Vegito is of age.
Gogeta: That dance was actually alright
Pyrrha: Thanks for doing it with me!
Gogeta: No problem
Then Pyrrha turned brave and....kissed him on.........the.......l-cheeks!
Gogeta: Uhh thanks?
Pyrrha: N-no pr-problem!
Then she was a blushing mess as she went somewhere....but in a 3rd somewhere, someone was watching.....or should I say two!
Weiss: God dammit Pyrrha! You traitor!
Ruby: Wait I thought you like Vegito!
Weiss: I thought you decides to give up on Gogeta!
Ruby: Alright you got me there
Gogeta: Well that was weird.....I wonder how Vegito's doing!
Author: Trust me you don't want to know Gogeta
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Gogeta and Vegito in RWBY
HumorWhat would happen if Gogeta and Vegito were in the RWBY world
