My Ideal Skater

Bad Comedian

I roll around laughing on my queen sized bed at something absurd he said, an extremely stupid yet funny joke. After the skatepark he helped me home, holding our boards and bags while being my support. It was only supposed to be a 30 min stay but it’s been precisely 6 hours, and I’ve loved each bit of it. We talked about the different skaters like Afro Tom, hair is like a bush made for birds to lay eggs or Trippin Tinkerbelle, this girl who has a yellow bun all the time and skates likes she’s flying only to be falling each time. I was on the brink of crying of his joke because it was absolutely pathetic, I loved it. I accidentally rolled off my bed and banged my knee. “Ow ow ow, faaaaack!” I groaned in pain mentally kicking myself for hitting my sensitive spot, but continued laughing. He ran towards me and lifted me off the ground bridal style, mm comfortable. I couldn’t stop laughing at my pitiful fall and bad joke; I continued laughing into his warm jacket.

He chuckled putting me on the bed. “Watch yourself there Missy, your gonna bust your other knee too aha.” I gave a puppy dog face consisting of large eyes; I have big eyes, very big. His smile dropped and eyes bulged, mumbling “That was too friggen cute.” I smirked tugging him on my bed laying my leg on my pillow.

“More lame jokes!!! Pleaaasseeee.” I gave another pout. “Awh come on that’s enough, plus you need to rest.” He laid beside me while leaning on my flowered pillow with his head on his hand. I leaned in giving another puppy dog face and raised an eyebrow. “Pretty pretty pleash.” I wiggled my nose and smiled. He lifted his head to my face barely inches apart, ruffling his fringe and removing it away from his eyes grinning. “Fine then but under one condition?”

“And what might that be, Christian?” He pursed his lips when I said his name, and lifted my chin.

“I’d like to take you on a date, well… a place you might like, good for skating.” His eyes dropped down to my lips then back to my eyes just as quick. I wiggled my nose like bewitched, nibbling my bottom lip.

“Very well, but I can’t skate…knee remember” He leaned even closer; I felt his breath heating my neck like a warm blanket.

“I’ve got you, don’t worry.” He pulled my chin closer smirking slightly, brushed his lips over then kissed me slowly. He grazed his lips about mine and nibbled my bottom rim, gently and carefully. He wrapped his left arm around my waist pulling me on his lap. I was frozen in state and mind, all I could think and do in the moment was to continue the kiss, make it last. Butterflies grew, flapping like crazy in my stomach. I couldn’t stop smiling during the kiss, I’ve stalked this guy for a while… and the first day we meet in exchange for an injured leg, was to spend time with this guy and get a hmm. He leaned back slowly leaning his forehead on mine and smiled, he shut his eyes breathing slowly. “I’ve wanted to do that for a while…” I couldn’t tell if I was hearing correctly so I softly said “what?” He bit his lip and looked up at my eyes. “I’ve wanted to kiss you for a while now” I raised my eyebrows shocked at his words.

“N-n-no, are you sure? I mean I’ve went there every single time to see you, hoping you’d notice me and I didn’t think you did.” He giggled placing both hands on my waist. “I’ve always noticed you, I’ve always wanted to come up and talk, to take you out but you always looked away when I looked at you. I know the kiss is a little fast, but considering the many attempts and times I’ve seen you, we’ve waited and wanted this for a while.” I couldn’t believe my unobservant self. His dark eyes lingered over me and rubbed my sides softly whispering. “Arizona, you okay?” I looked at him mouth hung open. I couldn’t believe myself or the circumstance we’re in right now. I’m sitting on his lap, legs wrapped around his back side and I’m tingly like crazy. “Mm… yes, this is just… hm nice.” He kissed my cheek muttering “So you , me, skateboard, Thursday night, I pick you up, and I buy. Okay?” He nuzzled his nose on my collar bone making me giggle. “Haha, yesh.” He looked up at me smirking, lifting my chin again.

“Now for that lame joke” I smirked, “yes, that lame joke” he replied.

“What do you call a cheap circumcision?” I raised an eyebrow. “What?”

“A rip off.” I chuckled at the senseless joke and leaned into his chest. “That’s a very inappropriate joke to say in front of a girl you’ve been dying to kiss, don’t you agree?” He grunted like a bull making me laugh even more. Cute as hell, I brushed his hair away from his eyes and he smiled “Actually, not really since you begged for a lame joke and” he leaned in whispering, “I already kissed you, which I think I’d like to again now.” I blushed deeply and kissed his neck, hiding my many amounts of giggling. He rubbed my sides and kissed my head. “You are very beautiful Arizona, and a fine skater… I think you know even more than me” his voice was smooth which each word he produced making my insides churn, I blushed even more mutating into a tomato and kissed his cheek. “Thankyou, and I believe so too… I know way more” I smirked while his mouth dropped in a sassy way like a girl making me continue laughing.

“Oh no! Ruuuude!” He began tickling me effortlessly causing me grand amounts of flipping over and squirming to get out of his grip. “Nuu! Free me !” I laid back kicking my arms and legs like crazy, he straddled me having more control and tickled me wildly causing me to begin tearing up of fits of laughter. “Please stop! Beware of the knee!” He chuckled tickling more, “Don’t worry, I’m nowhere near your knee. And there’s only one thing that will stop me!” He started tickling around my tummy. “Ww-w-what is it!? I’ll do anything” too far Arizona. He smirked holding my hands together and placing it over my head giving me a moment to breathe.

“A kiss” He leaned down hovering over me.

“That’s it? Easy” He shook his head grinning evilly. “A passionate kiss, full on, make out, me feeling your boo-“

“No no no no! I am not doing that!” He laughed pecking my neck softly. “I was joking, don’t you worry your skater ass. I’d never be serious on such thing, okay?” He tucked part of my dark brown hair behind my ear. “Just a kiss though, I’d really like one”

I smiled pulling his zipper towards me bringing all of him with it, I kissed him hard taking control and showing I’m not nothing. I slightly licked his bottom lip tugging him down and wrapping my left non bruised leg on his back. I pressed myself against him and made the kiss more intense, he nibbled my top lip as he flipped me on top, I groaned slightly against his lips as the kiss heatened, I couldn’t get enough.

I leaned back finally, trying to catch a breath. That was, yum. He grinned and brushed his thumb against my cheek. “You are a hot Arizona, skating, laughing, falling over and damn… kissing too.” I smirked winking, “Oh by the way Christian”

“Hmm?” He looked up at me. I kissed his lips tenderly leaning back.

“So much for a half an hour stay” I grinned and he laughed while sitting up.

“Sorry, I overstayed. Maybe I should go?” He had a serious façade, making me worry that he really was leaving. He began getting off my bed and yawned.

“Yeah I should go, sorry for that non half an hour chat” He turned around all serious, I don’t want him to leave!

“Nuuu! Stay, I was joking, bad Christian” I pouted. “Stay with me”

He turned around and smirked brushing away his fringe, “That’s what I thought.”