Oh jeez its a prank!

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Bryce: this will not end well. Also why me! 1. Oliver's going to kill me! 2. I don't have a clue what I'm going to do and 3. He's too adorable to prank.
Jackson: I'll do it.
Bryce: No! My dare!
Jackson: jeez okay. I'm just going to warn you though, if I even find the tiniest scratch on him after this I'll kill you.
Bryce: Nope! No thanks! I'm not doing this!
Me: You have to. It's a dare.
Bryce: Why couldn't you have just left me alone? I would have been fine in the city! But no! You had to make me end up at his camp! Excuse me but I've got my own camp to lead!
Me: Don't you sass me mister.
Oliver: *comes over to us* did I hear you talk to my boyfriend?
Me: IM THE AUTHOR! WHY DO NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND I COULD KILL YOU OFF AT ANY MOMENT?!
Oliver: you already killed some of us. And don't even get me started on the second book!
(Spoiler for book incoming!)
Jackson: Seriously you kill me off in the first three pages! Why me!? I would have been able to defend myself!
Jay: Hey shut up! My wife only finds out she's pregnant with my kid after I die!
Me: Shut up or I'll kill Reed!
Oliver: You wouldn't! She's the main character!
Me: Plot twist time!
Oliver: NO NO NO! I'm sorry I'll shut up!
Me: you better.
(Spoilers over!)
Oliver: Bryce you seem awfully quiet. What's wrong?
Jackson: yeah, what's wrong?
Oliver: did I do something wrong? You won't even look at me. Oh no. What did I do?
Bryce: *he panicked* hey, Em want to go kill of some characters in your other books?
Me: I don't want to but sure! I still have to kill of one major character in six tails!
Bryce: You're really gonna do that?
Me: why not?
Jay: so that's where you got the idea of killing me off and making Emma pregnant?!
Me: I didn't think of that! Sure!
*time skip*
Oliver: H-he wouldn't even look at me! What did I do? What if he leaves me? A-are you two planning something against me? I-I want to know what I did wrong!
Jackson: Hey, you're okay. You didn't do anything wrong.
Oliver: then what is it?! What other reason do you have!? Maybe you're better of without me anyway.
Jackson: N-no! I love you.
Oliver: *quietly* I love you too
Jackson: huh?
Oliver: T-that's gay.
Jackson: sure.
Oliver: I'm going to go talk to him.
*different place*
Bryce: he probably thinks I'm mad at him! I'm such and idiot! Why did I have to panic!? Of course I got this dumb dare! I-I can't do this. I'm going t-
Oliver: B-Bryce?
Bryce: *kisses Oliver*
Oliver: I'm sorry if I did something wrong. I love you and I don't want you to be mad at me.
Bryce: You know I could never be mad at you. I got a dumb dare and I panicked.
Oliver: Who gave you the dare?
Bryce: What? why?
Oliver: just tell me.
Bryce: TJ_Spark. Now tell me why.
Oliver: no time *grabs knife*
Bryce: Oliver no! *grabs knife from Oliver*
Oliver: crap. You owe me now.
Bryce: who?
Oliver: everyone involved.
Me: oh god. Jackson, Bryce, me and TJ_Spark. Please don't hurt any of us.
Oliver: I won't. Unless someone dares me to do something. *wink wink nudge nudge*
Me: please don't. He is terrifying.
Oliver: really? I'm so small though!
Jackson: that is true.
Oliver: that's because you're 8 inches taller than me! You're a hecking giant!
Jackson: I'm a normal height. You're small.
Me: That's for another time. You two, shut up so I can end this, by bye friends! Please don't make Oliver do anything to us. He scares me. See you in the next chapter!

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