Vengeance Best Served Warm

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Bob found an old, abandoned building he could set up shop. The ideal place for his new restaurant of horrors: the building next door. Nobody ever is able to keep a business going there, and he only needed this place for a short time.

"Indoor outhouses, Break-a-Bear, Extra Moist Yoga, P.F.E.T.A., this place is perfect." Bob realized. "With it being right next door, I bet Fischoeder would give me a really great deal, too."

"Dad, wait!" Louise screamed, "Need help with your new restaurant?" "Louise, you need to help your mom with the other place." "Aw, dad, come on! You NEED my help if you are getting revenge on the Moody Foodie and his friends." "Louise, we tied that guy up to a chair in his own house. We can't really do anything like that ever again. All I am doing, is making a new place for him to review, and make him puke on the intentionally disgusting food. Nothing illegal about that."

"Mm-hmm" Louise was highly skeptical of her father's intentions. "I have a better idea, what if you make the scariest attraction? We can barrow some of Mort's caskets and make some gross bodies." Bob put a finger on his chin, giving serious thought into this idea. "Or maybe REAL bodies!?" Louise continued, "NO! No real bodies. They can't be in the same place you cook in, that'd bring Hugo after me. You know he hates my guts, and would use any excuse to write me up... and hit on your mom."

The two opened the door and walked inside. The building was dark, and they could still smell the residue from its time as an indoor outhouse retailer. "Yes... YES!" Louise began cackling when she saw... and smelled the possibilities in this old run-down building.

"Louise? You okay?" "Yes, dad. Revenge is yours..."

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