"I will kill him." Thalia growled. "I WILL KILL HIM!"
"Uh-huh," Kyrie said, completely unperturbed at the sight of her infuriated superior. "We know. You've only said so about a million times."
"He made me act like a fool in front of Nico! Nico, of all people!" Thalia ranted. "Then he goes and gets engaged to my little sister! At seventeen! (Censored) you, Perseus Jackson!"
"Mm-hmm." Kyrie began filing her nails with a piece of firewood. "Done yet?"
Chloe, a ten-year-old new recruit, frowned. "But Thalia, I thought you were happy about the engagement. You seemed happy about it earlier."
"That was because of those gods-damned lollipops!" Thalia roared. Chloe shrank back a bit. "Percy sent them so I wouldn't kill him right away!"
"...Oh."
"Hey," Kyrie muttered sullenly, tossing her firewood nail file away, "It was worse for us. The head cook got messed up from the lollipops too, so all we had to eat was charcoal-flavored rabbit. At least you got to skip dinner in your state."
"Tch. Details, details." Thalia waved a hand.
"All those Hunters sick from food poisoning wouldn't necessarily agree."
Their lieutenant opened her mouth, trying to think of a suitable comeback, but when no sound came out, she huffed and mumbled a few incoherent words; burying her face in her arms. After a moment of pondering, she suddenly growled, deciding to be angry and threw a few hunting knives in the direction of her second. Chloe looked alarmed.
Kyrie on the other hand...
"Yeah, yeah whatever." She smirked, deftly dodging said knives and grabbing Thalia's arm. "Quit moping and come on, we got a wizard school to go to."
They left, Thalia still at boiling point and Kyrie oblivious as usual.
Chloe slowly shook her head at their retreating figures, eyes wide.
"They're crazy."
~
Get up.
No... tired.
Get. Up.
Ge' outta m'head...
GET UP!
A blinding pain stabbed Nico between the eyes as he stubbornly fought to stay asleep. It grew steadily into a screaming crescendo, buzzing like a million bees were stinging that exact spot on his forehead.
Get up, you lazy imbecile.
Ow! Seriously?!
Nico sat up, head throbbing but fully awake. Swearing, he checked the time on the clock on the Slytherin dorm rooms.
Five a.m.
WHY THE (censored) HADES ARE YOU WAKING ME UP AT (censored) FIVE IN THE MORNING?!
To train you. I did mention that I would do this, you know.
...
WELL, (censored) YOU, I'M NOT! GOODNIGHT.
Nico began to lay back into bed when a sensation like a slashing knife ripped across his chest.
"Ow! What the f -"
I'm not a patient teacher. Get up.
(Censored) you -
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Sliver Of Shadow
FanfictionHades reluctantly sends his son, Nico di Angleo, on a quest to Hogwarts.... obviously someone needs decapitating. A/N: This story was originally on Fanfiction.net by qZhao but they put it up for adoption and gave it to me. And I don't own anyone in...
